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Just follow along with the story until WHAM! it hits you!

*Pfft!* That was soooo page 14! ? The proof!

My version. ?

When I ran a tech support team back in the early 90's, we would refer to these as "a problem between the keyboard and the chair" or a "502" (the police code for a DUI or, as we called them, a "dysfunctional user incident." ?

Hope your XP machine is working correctly now! ?

I think he's in the Pro Tools forum this week. ?

That was a Cheap Trick Ed. ?

I chose not to use Am because I didn't want to find myself under a rest. (I also should point out that it's an unwritten Coffee House rule that anytime you put Am into a post it must be bolded. Consider this your warning. ?)

That was great! Maybe he should book his concerts in Brazil? ?

These jokes B flat. ? C what I did there? I made A major funny, held you in minor suspense and augmented the thread. The arrangement followed a progression that would be electric if I could find a power chord. I know I coda done better and sold you a bridge, but I'm han D like that 'cause I've got sharp wit and, G, I crack myself up! Don't diminish my good tempo, as if I give an F. I deserve an E for effort, ya? *Whew!* I need a rest and a 5th...

Kanye needs to learn the sound of silence...

Gosh, this would look great in a "Software and Techniques" sub-forum! (If we happened to have one of those...?)

Whoever I am did enjoy that! ?

*Looks at Dave's post...* ? *Thinks "Good! It's not just me!"* ? While walking in a park near my house, I saw a guy breaking down a small band's gear and he wrapped up about a 20' cable in a continuous circle around his arm, then proceeded to loop an end around and tie it together - pulling it tight. I had to resist the urge to run up there and slap him! LOL.

DOS 3.1.1 (a.k.a., Windows for Workgroups) was the bomb though... ??

I'm soooooo glad that wasn't the same kind of Donkey Show I saw as a teenager in Tijuana! ?

Is this the new Pro Tools that Bapu just got?

Bill, Bill, Bill... This is exactly why you need to spend it first! ?

As long as you're on a red-hair trail, I prefer Shana Halligan from Bitter:Sweet. All the looks, but MAN can she sing!

The afternoon?

Not hard to figure out what the "New Car" smell would be for that prototype...