craigb

Ok, ok! Fine. I used to use my real first name and last initial there. Happy now??? ?

But are those nails made out of "correctly" or from steel? ?

Uh oh... Another set up for S.L.I.P.!

For those in the U.S., we would call this anodizing (and aluminum!). ? For those going by the name Wibbles, I would suggest running and hiding. ?

Oh, "Sass..." I missed that first "S" when I read the topic title originally... Oh well, I can always look forward to the S.L.I.P. parody thread, ya? ?

Good to hear! I'm afraid I've let my life bury me and I haven't been reminding you lately that we've been missing you here! ?

Exactly why I've been paying $134/month for a storage unit filled with stuff "I'll need as soon as I move again." Last month marked the four-year anniversary for this... ?

Gotta love it! The fact that they're really good helps naturally. ? The Laryngospasms, a team of singing anesthesiologists.

Maybe if it's a codpiece... Just keep the music coming and you can sell the swag to others Andy! ? This is the last bit of swag I bought actually... More than seven years ago!

Have a great day Bob! I hear that those who have the most birthdays, then to live the longest! ?? (And, birthdays beat the current alternative!?)

Whoops! Sorry Bob, missed your entry. Ok, um, how about this then?

Not even me! ?

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Potter encourages naffing in Strummy! ?

I'll ignore the possible jump to Bruce Springsteen (who wrote Blinded By the Light) and go with another fun song from Manfred Mann instead! ?

Darwin Award nominee?

It's worth it Andy! Chin up! ?

Drone on brutha!

At my age, I'm my own streaming service... ?

I'm all for a pandemic of ladies forced to wear thongs! (As long as the guys are forced NOT to! ? )