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There's a house of ill-repute sitting on the top of the hill. There's a guy headed toward the house, another headed away and one in the house. What are the nationalities of these three guys? . . . . . The one headed towards the house is Russian, the one headed away from the house is Finnish, and the guy in the house? Himalayan! ?

If a Terminator decides to quit the business, doesn't that make him an exterminator? But, how is that any different??! ?

There's an upstairs part of the forum? Why? ? Oh... Yeah. That. ? ?

*Wonders if Bapu is worried about going gray...* ? *Then wonders which is better? Gray or grey?* ? *Stops wondering and takes a nap...* ?

Ok!

But you get weird looks when you walk up to a lady holding one of those tools! ?

That was Mitäänsanomaton!

And the winner gets... a face full of ground! Yay!

Why the Rush? ? ?

Is that from Start Wards? ?

Joseph-Ignace was a motivated doctor who was always trying to get ahead! ? (Sorry to make you think or Google so early in the morning! ?)

You mean these? ?

Hope the band can play again Dave but, more importantly, hope your friend beats the big "C!"

No, no... Having creativity and not being able to use it is a lot like trying to make love to someone else's wife when you have company in the house! ? . . (YES, I'm just kidding! *Sheesh!* ?)

My "early access" Cakewalk software came on a 5.25" floppy disk... ?

One More Time - Ian Gordon Curnow (used to be the theme song for the sitcom House)

They made a Remaster? Really? I mean, it's not like this album was very popular when it came out, right? ? ?

Getting this error a lot this morning again... Are we under a spam attack again? ?

Wow, what a couple of ... er, nevermind!

*Makes note to use that in my defense...* ? But will Buckethead still be alive? ?

Well, in theory anyway... ?

It's always good to know the rules so you can break them when necessary!