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I still think there are better ways of getting out of paying taxes though...

The best part is that he had to edit it! ?

Just be careful Steve!!! Space Cowboy (Bo) bought my guitar with an "Original Floyd" tremolo on it and look what happened to him!!! ?

That looks like a strike AND a ball! ?

Did you then point out the other "unprinted" area that said your account would earn 200% interest?

Right.

I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure that strawberry shake wasn't real... ? Just sayin'...

Damn it Bill! Get back here and apologize for dying like that!

Well, fortunately those are NOT modern day abs!

Patient Enthusiasm Not In Strummy!

Well, I say a young tiger is still a kitten and that's what I'm going with! ?

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Bye Kenny!

Guaranteed to keep you single in prison too! ?

Old enough to remember when rolling two fours with dice was called "windows." Rolling two fives was called "t!ts in a window" and a four with a five was called "Betty Ford in a window!" ?

Please note that I was able to fulfill the request! As you'll notice below, all seven transparent red lines (including the green, the balloon and the kitten) are all perpendicular to each other! It looks even better than I expected it would, the customer should be very happy! Losers! Awesome, ya? ?

Heh, when I was a consultant to Verizon Wireless (their current name, they went through several during the seven years I was there), we were shown a "feature" that a competitor came up with (Cingular's text messenger) and told the same thing! ?

Oh yeah!

*Pfft!* Ghost Pepper or better! (I can say that 'cause I certainly won't be the poor shlep eating it! ?)

Ohhhh man! This is exactly the type of stuff that made me want to work by myself! (Of course, the flip side is that it allows you to do just about anything and claim that anything they don't understand is simply because "they" are not experts! ? )

Using the phrase "You make a better Door than a window!"

Definitely! I'm FINALLY replacing mine after many years of use and, mostly, because a dying power supply damaged many of the components. It was an AMD FX-6300 Six-Core Processor at 3.5 GHz with 16 GB of RAM. Jim's building me (right now!) a new box with an i9-10900k CPU (ten cores / 20 processing threads) at 5.3GHz. I'm starting with 64 GB of RAM, but with only two sticks so I can easily go to 128 GB if ever wanted (I need the machine for a database number-crunching project I'm currently programming and that WILL use the RAM!). Down the road, I expect this box to become my new DAW and I'll probably get AMD for a gaming computer (once I have the time to actually game again - lol).