Got a pack of puns in an email this morning and, when I saw Bob's last effort among them, I figured I had to share the rest! ?
Fungi puns are my yeast favorite; there's too mushroom for error...
If you have to wear both a mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.
When you teach a wolf to meditate, he becomes aware wolf.
Monsters don't like to eat ghosts because they taste like sheet!
I was told not to steal kitchen utensils, but it's a whisk I'm willing to take!
Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid.
I have a friend that wants to study burrowing rodents; I told him to gopher it!
I'm reading a book called "Quick Money For Dummies" by Robin Banks.
Nothing tops a plain pizza!
When you said life would get back to normal after June, July'ed!
Newsflash: "Lego Store Re-Opens After Lockdown! Folks Lined Up for Blocks!"
Cosmetology student misses class, forced to make up makeup test!
Be careful when you eat at Sam & Ella's diner!
I pulled a muscle digging for gold; just a miner injury...
I never finish anything! I have a black belt in partial arts.
Ghosts like to ride in elevators because it lifts their spirits.