craigb

1. Making a mockery of forum threads. 2. Being bad at math. ?

Better than having Roger Waters as your parent! Imagine trying to do ANYTHING without having to listen to his political views! ?

In bartending terms I call that a "S** on the Beach" because it's f***ing close to water! I've had beer in 18 different countries and still Budwiper is the worst tasting beer I've ever had. Other useless wastes include Fosters, most of the so-called "Lite" beers and PBR.

Ok, I entered the discount code... then completely ignored it like I usually do! ?

It's all splash in the loudspeaker?

1. Getting distracted and not finishing things... *SQUIRREL!!!*

That makes me wonder if I should let Ginger join me and Mary Ann... ? ?

I used to have a secretary (yes, a secretary, not an "administrative assistant!") who liked to say that "mid-life is always ten years beyond whatever age she was at all times." ? As far as I'm concerned, there's a lot of evidence that our current human bodies have a maximum age of 120 years so that would mean 60 is mid-life, ya? ? (And I won't be 60 until 2023! ?)

So, basically you were reel and now you're not?

I might check it out once I hit my mid-life crisis. ?

?

As an IT consultant type, I can tell you that several of the companies I know of are not planning to deal with Windows 11 at a customer site for another four years. That said, the last company I worked for already has a copy up on a virtual machine (which I chose not to check out).

50 minus 15 = 45??? Hmm... ?

Woodstock! ?

He's stuck in *ockdown. ?

He could have been Thomas Wat though... ?

But if Keith can't play live, how is he going to support himself for the next 100 years???! ?

I've seen that happen!

I still remember this one!

These have always been good! Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to dis a Brie?

Ok, I completely misread that title and was thinking "Wow, what a little *****!" ?

For sale: Like new parachute. Never opened. Small stain...