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Ya gotta be sharp if you want to see! ?

Wow... I hadn't touched a guitar for a few weeks but, when I played my roommate's guitar for a bit last week, I attempted to play only two songs (both poorly - LOL!). One was Crazy Train and the other was Bapu's selection above. It seems weird that both have been recently put in threads. I've now cut the asking price on my custom guitar by almost 2/3... Still no bites and still no help from Unemployment ($0.00 in nearly six months). No interviews yet either. I'm hearing that I'm "too experienced" on some jobs, "too old or over-qualified" for others and I've even been informed (illegally I might add) that I'm simply the wrong race for the job opening. Fun times we're living in! That said, I firmly believe that these weird times will be ending soon as people find out they've been lied to for a long time and great things are coming my way!

I was robbed at a gas station downtown last night. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone! The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes, it was pump number 9…

Maybe your screen name should be Dribbles? ?

Higher end houses are equipped with a remote-controlled sprinkler for just such reasons. ?

You can't make a gold record without gold, ya?

Gee, that one looks familiar. I wonder where I've seen it before... Hmm... ? ?

Sign in guitar area of music store: "For an additional $4.95 we will provide a receipt that matches what you told your spouse you paid."

When you're at a gig behind some kid who keeps holding his phone/camera up in the air in front of you and you tell him to f****** stop? ??

Wait... I thought this was all you needed to know, ya? ?

Sometimes I pretend to have an Alembic... Oh, wait... That's not me. Nevermind!

We're all sad that the nipple thread was deleted, but it was for the breast!

IBTD!!!!

Just stopped back in and it looks like several have been wiped out. ? I guess you'll just have to settle for "Last Night's Jam" instead of raspberry ripple! ?

Just press these three together. Simples!

Sorry to break this news to ya, but... I doubt this is Heaven. ?

Oh, and so far 15 of the 23 chimps that Elon has implanted have died. Probably a better fate than being 100% controlled externally (which is the actual end goal of all this), right?

'Cause electronics never fail, right? ???????? ???????? ????????

Thought this was interesting! I aced it using headphones and got 97% just through my soundbar. https://www.hear-it.org/

The obvious solution is you need a new guitar! ? Ok, ok... One actual thing to make sure is working is your hard drive! If one is acting up, you can get the boot to hang as well (though it definitely sounds like a faulty update).