I think it's best to shove a rose up your trumpet before having your colonoscopy. Then, when the doctor asks "Who did this to you???" you can reply with "I don't know! Is there a card?" ?
While it's nice of all of you to care about Larry's absence, maybe you ought to be out making some money since you know it will all disappear upon Larry's return! ?
(Although it's possible that Larry has simply taken all of the commissions he has earned from you guys and bought a tropical island to retire on... ??)
I was helping a guy who had claimed to invent an anti-gravity device. Unfortunately, when he sat in the chair for the first test, the entire device took off into space and never came back!