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I had a wonderful opportunity at one of my IT clients when their Office Admin was having trouble using her new VOIP phone. Turns out she thought she had to push a button before transferring a call (which, when pressed, made a red light come on). Since her name just happened to be Roxanne, you KNOW what I got to say next! ?

I hve not, but I wll certnly be on th lookot for it!

I've learned that the best way to create a small fortune... Is to start with a large one! ?

70% of all lottery winners go broke: I'm totally willing to take those odds! ? (Plus I'm already broke, so I have nothing to lose! ? )

Your education obviously lacks gracious, inciteful tact!

Fyxed! ?

And back to Badlands! Love Don't Mean A Thing

Joan Jett - Love Hurts

Two old sods swapping pithy, obscurely typed sentences! ?

Red Flag - If I Ever (remix)

Bold, overreaching language lambastes useless knowledge Steve. ?

Now that was humerus! ?

Shamen - Move Any Moutain

Paulo's answer is fungible! ?

Bless his heart! ?

Back on track! Elton John - Funeral for a Friend / Love Lies Bleeding

Just like how the term "a Selfie" means something completely different now than it did 30+ years ago! ?

Unlike the Bapu Bot which runs around the internet looking for plug-ins... ?

*Pfft!* I'm holding out for a bot that's 40 years younger than me! ?