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Or, just not a Tool? ?

Fruit and Veg > Beef! Gary Clail - Beef

Nothing disturbing there! ?

Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it! ?

And, just for fun...

Here's a few on that track:

In theory anyway! ?

Unless you're a drummer, then every project can be considered a music project! ?

No, those only go down into the depths of Hell (so they can verify things with their boss). ?

Don't tell Bapu! ?

Johnny Hates Jazz - Shattered Dreams

Should I rename myself smallfungifan? ??

*Goes off to write a program that generates chords based on all possible combinations...* ?

Grandmaster Melle Mel - White Lines

Gary Numan - White Boys and Heroes

Eggzactly! (I'm just about to start growing some. For health reasons naturally! ??)

Queen - Killer Queen

I know people who think that "D.A.R.E." stands for "Drugs are really expensive!" or "Drugs are reality enhancing!" It always makes me shake my head that shrooms, the safest drug, are illegal (yeah, I know about Oregon's micro-dosing law for clinical use) while alcohol and tobacco, which are both much farther up the scale, are legal...

Libraries are the tallest buildings you know; lots of stories! ?

Fred's Farts Stink? ?

Only issue I have with that picture, is that they're using some cheap LG phone and not an iPhone! Details in memes are impotent! ? (Yes, that missing "r" was intentional. ?)

Payolas - Eyes Of A Stranger

Cars - Stranger Eyes