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Careful Paulo! My joke thread about using a gun (also an effective way to never get another virus) was deleted due to triggered snowflakes!

The Windows Annoyance Tactic? ? The Offer Still Sucks Everyone's Rationality! ?

Paulo Ensnares Nigel In Software! ?

We already have all of that and, to be honest, are a bit shocked at what you do in your free time! Embarrassing! ? ?

Ok, ok! I'll (try to) be helpful! ? Download the free version of Glary Utilities here: https://www.glarysoft.com/glary-utilities/download/ Install and feel free to run the 1-Click Maintenance scan if you'd like (it's pretty awesome!). Then, click on the Advanced Tools menu tab (on the right side). In the middle you'll see a grouping called System Control. You'll want to click on the Startup Items link under that (should be the first link). Take a look at everything that is set to automatically start upon boot-up (Startup Programs). You may find some things that are just wasting resources, but you should also find whatever is running to show you that upgrade annoyance. The second place to check is the next tab over called Scheduled Tasks. Whatever is constantly causing that upgrade pop-up has to be in one or both of those areas! Just disable it and you should be good to go! ??

Yes! Just send us $200 and we'll get it right out to you!!! ?

Since I haven't heard of this happening to anyone but you, I've gotta ask... Did you pi ss off Paulo lately? He might have sent you a virus... ?

(Found this fred wallowing on page 2 and had to do something about it! ? ) Here are the "average" women's face for a bunch of countries! (TBH, they all look better than the average girl I see around Portland lately! ?)

Looks more like a nightmare fish! LOL! ?

No study needed to conclude that guys who work in IT have more sugar than anyone else. (With coffee being a close second!) As for the what the sentence with the censorship is actually saying, well, there's this well-known joke about computer nerds! ? "S ex? Oh yeah! I have a LOT of s ex! Heck, I had s ex five times last night alone! But I do mean alone... ?"

I just realized that BTO was the first rock concert I ever went to! They were playing at Knott's Berry Farm when I was young... Wow. 1973! ?

Moore please. ?

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Was the word you're looking for "pros titute" Bob? ?

Good thing you figured it out yourself! If an IT nerd had to come out, he would have charged you $300 to do the same thing! ?

Hi Disconnected! ?

He has returned to stardust...

Ya! ?

Were you playing this album (Bauhaus - Crackle) maybe? ? ?

Apparently these are for an ad campaign for a jobsintown company created by designboom (the text translates to "Life is too short for the wrong job!"). Very creative! ??

Madness - One Step Beyond (Yeah, I did this one before. I recycle! ? )

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