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With five legs (including his tail)? ? (Figured someone had to tie these last replies together, ya? ?)

Beats the currently known alternative! ?

Listened to this group a lot after it was posted last time! ??

WHAT?

Sorry Paulo, I read up to "sound palette" but got distracted! I'll try again later right after, wait... SQUIRREL!!! ?

With as many computers that I owned back in the day, I wouldn't be surprised if I had owned at least a dozen SoundBlasters (lots of different models, but mostly those with a face-plate). I bet I still have a couple in my bin of old parts even! 67 is way too young...

Puerile Eyes Naturally Increase Size!

Used to listen to that almost every Sunday!

I prefer this!

And here's your punishment Bob! ? Barney - I Love You

25 or 6 to 4? ?

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That was Genesis before the exodus! ?

This! Every good channel I watch (i.e., those that don't follow the official narrative) are now on Rumble.

Could be gas... ?

You mean you weren't? ? (*Maybe only those above a certain historical post-count do?* ? )

We've dropped so far from this pinnacle! ?

Only to have KISS come out with a disco song! ?

The style and tone of the singer's voice reminds me of Eloy (and I like Eloy!). ? Will definitely have to check them out more when I can!

True witty attempts there! ?

Nice! Jim will be over the moon to know people outside of our little neighborhood are giving his music a listen! As you can see, he bought a green screen and my friends are working to help him use it. I might be over there later today as well (but most likely during the week - a bit busy!).

I still remember the requests added to the inside of their albums to join the KISS Army. Makes you wonder what they were fighting, ya? Cosmetic companies? ?

Person Envying Nonsense Is Shane! ?

Where's the Vuvuzela? ?

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