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Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder walk into a bar...

Minutes > Time Jim Croce - TIme In A Bottle

The Freebird one? ?

Faith No More > Losing My Religion REM - Losing My Religion

Faithless > Faith No More Faith No More - Epic

Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket feel a little cocky! ?

Baker's dozen then for this guy! ?

The Cars - My Best Friend's Girlfriend

Madness - My Girl

Wait... Doesn't everybody??? ?

? Tanya Tucker - Delta Dawn

I don't know... That Chipmunks album was pretty good! ? (And all of these are still better than Kanye! Or Ye, or ?!)

Well, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not really after you! ?

Yeah, but as soon as he tries to use TWO fingers, I bet it sounds like ?! ?

I was just imagining the guy in the picture on the right trying to convince a police officer "No, occifer, I'm not on drugs!" ?

Probably snow? ?

Aerosmith - Kings And Queens

I hate those! (You've gotta freeze the body first or they just don't work well!) ?

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Face to Face

Yes, I can confirm that signs CAN be misleading! For example, this one near my house apparently does not mean what it says... I'll file a complaint when I get out of prison in about 20 years...

Apparently, when I took bass lessons to try and not play a bass like a guitarist, I can only play in uncommon time signatures... The non-musical variety. ?

Well, don't step in it! ??

A non-standard flange-wheel? ?

AC/DC - Givin' the Dog a Bone

Or touching a "flange wheel!"