craigb

Noice!

That's fair. Unfortunately, that's how society has been programmed to respond now. Ironically, Stevie DID think that joke was funny, and Ray was well known to have fun with his issue (watch the Blues Brothers for example). I have a friend who accidentally cut off a thumb in a chop saw (he did carpentry) who, instead of feeling sorry for himself, liked to say "Well, I'm never going to hit that thumb with a hammer ever again!" One way is healthy, the other not so much. I suppose you wouldn't like the one about the midget who didn't hit the bar, ya?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder walk into a bar...

Minutes > Time Jim Croce - TIme In A Bottle

The Freebird one? ?

Faith No More > Losing My Religion REM - Losing My Religion

Faithless > Faith No More Faith No More - Epic

Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket feel a little cocky! ?

Baker's dozen then for this guy! ?

The Cars - My Best Friend's Girlfriend

Madness - My Girl

Wait... Doesn't everybody??? ?

? Tanya Tucker - Delta Dawn

I don't know... That Chipmunks album was pretty good! ? (And all of these are still better than Kanye! Or Ye, or ?!)

Well, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not really after you! ?

Yeah, but as soon as he tries to use TWO fingers, I bet it sounds like ?! ?

I was just imagining the guy in the picture on the right trying to convince a police officer "No, occifer, I'm not on drugs!" ?

Probably snow? ?

Aerosmith - Kings And Queens

I hate those! (You've gotta freeze the body first or they just don't work well!) ?

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Face to Face

Yes, I can confirm that signs CAN be misleading! For example, this one near my house apparently does not mean what it says... I'll file a complaint when I get out of prison in about 20 years...

Apparently, when I took bass lessons to try and not play a bass like a guitarist, I can only play in uncommon time signatures... The non-musical variety. ?

Well, don't step in it! ??

A non-standard flange-wheel? ?