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Thought I was kidding? ? https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2023/04/26/alligator-at-the-door-neighbors-in-the-villages-find-big-reptile/#:~:text=– Florida's favorite reptiles are on,found lounging at someone's door.

Need new shoes or luggage??? ?

So... Let me see if I have this correct... A "birdcage" would stop a scorpion or poisonous spider? ? I was thinking more of something like this (which WAS found in a Florida pool! ??

Hmm... You might want to do some research then! Those hurricanes go right across the state! And the bugs, snakes and gators are truly Jurassic park-like! (I've learned a lot since my friend moved there about 18 months ago!)

Kenny's got crabs? ? (I warned you to stay away from those Portland, um, whatevers!!! ?)

But... What if I don't want to break up the supergroup of the century or annoy the hearing of millions??! ?

Well, I guess you guys ARE a day ahead of me, roight? ? (For me, Saturday night is acid night! ??)

Yes, we're sorry to have to do this Ed, but you are being put under a rest for abusing Am and impersonating a guitarist!!! ?‍♂️ ?

Sounds like Axle! ?

Nope! Had to quit right before creating (and defending) my dissertation - the last step! Needed to find work to save the houses, but that was hard since companies weren't hiring either! Oh, well... Life moved on. This IS one of the stranger lives I've had! ?

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Now, if they had only made him supersized, that would have been even funnier! ?

Probably! I did say he was a fat fecker now! ?

Machines of Loving Grace - Butterfly Wings (Figured out how to use it anyway!?)

Radiation > Bikini Atoll Machines of Loving Grace - Perfect Tan (Bikini Atoll)

Fark! I had a good one lined up too... ?

Ok, fine. I'll just combine things! Industrial Love (VNV Nation Remix)

Augh! Beaten to the punch by "Love Affair - Everlasting Love??!" Really??! ?

VNV Nation - Perpetual (Great song!)

Good luck! I "retired" in my late 30's only to lose everything while I was off working on a PhD, then had to try and get back into the JOB world! Bleh!

Tony Orlando & Dawn - Tie A Yellow Ribbon Back on track.

Ha! I was too late. Oh, well! ?

Since pwalpwal messed things up, I'll fix both his DOH as well as Nigel dropping the ball! Why? Because. ? Kylie - Shocked!