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Those look like hardware Nigel! I'll still go for the software in the first pic. ?

With International Talk Like a Pirate Day coming up next month (on the 19th), it got me thinking of Pirated software... I'm prepared to be boarded! ? Be sure to get hooked on the keyboard too! ? (So, how can you tell if someone's a pirate? They just arrrr! ? ) And, to make it musical...

People used to like headroom in their music, however this is what makes good Classical music so hard to hear in your car (the road noise drowns out the quieter sections). Since I grew up on Classical, I tend to find music made overly loud just sounds squished and lacks character. But, different strokes for different folks as they say. That said, here's what's been done to one album over the years:

Head size matters? ?

That's race-ist!!! ?

Do they have teenagers still living in their Mom's basement coming up with the names for these things??? ?

For Paulo's Sake!!! ?

Heh, I roadie wrap all my cables around the house! Including power extension cables.

Ohio Players - Love Rollercoaster

(I'm on a roll! ? )

AC/DC - Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution

Little Feat - Let It Roll

BTO - Roll On Down The Highway

Judas Priest - Some Heads Are Gonna Roll

When I learned how to set up an FOH a long time ago, the tutorial recommended using Aja as the reference because of how well it was made!

Guilty! (Or, has the kiddies say now-a-days, "Me too!")

Buying things, but never using them? Retail therapy? ?

Wow! What they'll do to steal catalytic converters around here! ?

C'mon! Admit it! You relished the moment! ? (Besides, you're already in the Coffee House, how much lower can you go??? ?)

They say shoggoths taste like chicken... (Maybe "they" don't know what chicken tastes like? ?)

Damn! That sounds worse than being the fry-boy in the back of a fast food restaurant Dave! ? Nice to see you can give it a humorous spin though! ??

Wouldn't a professional had put the capo on the correct fret? ? (I keed! I keed! ?) That does remind me of the time Prince played a Superbowl halftime show and, somehow, the backing music was coming out a half-step off so he ended up bending everything he played up that half-step on his guitar! So much better than Ashley...

She might just be the latest in AI / Realbot technology... Can you really be sure? ?