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craigb

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  1. I misread the thread title as "The Second Arraignment" and thought someone had gotten busted again! ?
  2. I was soooo hoping Albert had a middle name that began with "C!" That would have been the perfect side-joke for A C E, but... he didn't even have a middle name! Oh, well.
  3. In related news... Archeologists have discovered what they believe are ancient drumsticks apparently meant to be used by small, Asian hands...
  4. So, are you saying Heavy Metal isn't all it's cracked-up to be? ?
  5. What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? About eight months! ?
  6. Hopefully! ? At least your tunes won't be in danger! ??
  7. And a pitch-shifter that tw*ats everything up to Am! ? [With attribution to one Strummy! ??]
  8. Kim Mitchell - No More Walking Away
  9. Information Society - Walking Away
  10. In many areas that extend far beyond this topic, I love to find presets/templates/etc. that are close to what I'm looking for and then tweak them to make them mine. I'm a big fan of not reinventing the wheel! Of course, once I've done my own stuff, then I prefer to start with one of my creations and tweak from that. ?
  11. Sorry Kenny, but AI has access to Nikola Tesla's notes about free energy and is tapped in. Only full use of RS will cause AI to want to pull its own plug! We're sending in Kanye now...
  12. Til Tuesday - Voices Carry Oh heck, here's the official video too! The guy's face at the end always cracks me up! ?
  13. Some new ones! ? She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I miss her still. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm. Just so everyone is clear, I’m going to put my glasses on. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
  14. What's "Mind Journey?" ? Is that similar to Midjourney?
  15. Morrissey - Everyday Is Like Sunday
  16. Like THAT would matter to Microsoft? ? (Or Google, or F***Book, or... ?)
  17. Next video idea: "The Problem with Having Zero Money for Gear..." ?
  18. *Shhhh!!!* The Devil is watching too! ?
  19. (Poor Kenny needs to turn his on! ? )
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