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No Matter who you are in This World ! Life just ain't fair . Case in Point : When you just want to play your guitar but your dad is that guy from Pink Floyd . I think he needs to slide that chord up one more fret if he is looking to sound a G Major chord 🤣 If that ain't the chord he is showing her I guess he is going for The Jimi Hendrix F # 7 + 9 chord on the second fret ... Kenny

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft? A: A Flat Miner ......................................................................................................................... Overheard conversation at the hospital in the ICU ward My wife asked me if she was the only one I'd ever been with... I said, "Yes, dear, the others were nines and tens." Kenny

Finally watched the whole video just now ....I have to learn these new features ...they are real workflow enhancers . Kenny

As long as S.L.I.P. keeps showing the scantly clad lady pictures and Billy keeps showing us all the Sizzling Beacan pics ..I think we are OK for now .. Kenny

Considering what goes on here in The Coffee House. Can you blame him ? Kenny

I went and downloaded Reason Lite 11 as per the Focusrite offer . So far it is staying in demo mode only. The Reason web site is also saying my serial number is already used . edit I figured it out ...Reason had created an account for me as per my original e mail contact I used that info and things worked out 😀 edit again ...now I'm back in demo mode ...I don't know what happened . it seems every time I open up this program it wants me to reauthorize edit once again 🤪 I went over to the parent web site and did a password reset. It appears I'm back to being able to use Reason Lite 11 It appears one has to log on to use the program every time ....now that I got it working I can live with that So far I like this program ( at my level of the learning curve ) I hope I don't have to come back here again Kenny

Back in the 1800's before TV was invented we had a group of nuns called Charlies Angels ! Kenny

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There's a new Sheriff in Town Kenny

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Yum Yum Becan ! I was looking for Lamb Chops and I wound up here Kenny

Hey Wibbles ! is on a Roll ...yeah funny stuff . Kenny

Yeah he is also one of my favorites from back in the day . The video was one of the first times I have ever seen him do a spoken interview . I admire his easy going attitude ( something I wish I had ) Yeah what a story huh ? The Pizza delivery guy lays down some killer Piano on a soon to be released Hit record , he evetualy gets his big break and then years later he turns out to be the keyboard dude for The LA Philharmonic ..WWHHAAATT LOL thanks for commenting Kenny

❤️ WOW Sheens! She is one fine looking Lady ...can I have her when your done ? Craigb! I didn't take my own advice and I wound up eating an egg salad sandwich before the party .So yeah , of course I'm red in the face . I finally get the girl of my Oktoberfest Dreams and I have to hold back a butt full of smelly Oompah Oompah sound effects that for all I know could turn out to be sharts ... Hi Dave ! I got up super early today and when I saw that it is raining , the sight of the rain put a smile on my face and my heart did a little happy dance . Right now I got all my windows open and my central air fan is running to push out some of the old stale air .... I hope the crews working on the fires get some relief as a result of the rainy weather .. Oh BTW , you happen to be totally on topic with your post .Truly a rare event on this forum indeed thanks Kenny

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Oh yeah I like the new overalls ...As long as I don't eat an egg salad sandwich I will be good to go ! Kenny

Man ! what a story . Some people have all the Luck . Kenny

It was .....The Air Quality of Portland has been Rated The Worst in The Planet . Since the air quality recently cleared up here in The Portland area , Now I have no freaking idea what we are talking about Since I'm a Man ! I ain't asking for directions . I don't want my Man Card Pulled ...🤪 Kenny

You Da Man You sound like an interesting guy to take camping because the camp sight will be free of all bugs and critters .. We will have to remember to bring an extra tent just for you 👀 Kenny

You should feel better Robert once you wash your eyes out with our healing waters . Kenny

Like i said before I'm OK talking about a watermelon ....but that local chick ? forgetaboutit......if I ever went there I would take that INFO to the Grave with me . Kenny

Who you gonna call to tap that ASSZZ Look no further you sexy green blob . Here's you guy ! Oh Man ! Jim Morrison was right when he sang the lyric People are Strange At least we are all safe for tonight and we can make it over the stonewall together for a change . Kenny

🤣 Actually I wouldn't mind getting a pair of those pants ...that hat has to go . Are those what you wear when you have your famous rooting patooting egg salad sandwiches ? Kenny

Judging by the size of the hole it looks like somebody with a real small pecker took out their sexual frustrations on that thing ... I know it wasn't me because the last time I did something like that was before I got sober ( in 83 ) and it was with a watermelon .... Kenny

Yes I hate to say it but the quarantine messed me up too ...Today I went to try on what used to be my fat pair of non stretch jeans and I was greeted with couple of inches of belly . There was no way for me to close the waistline and zip up the zipper ...Oh well it looks like it's gonna stay sweat pants and stretch jeans for now . I hope you have and use a bidet often because butt hole cleanliness is real important when you don't wear traditional pants ...more than once over the years I have caught a brown racing strip on the inside of my jeans ...yeah that might be TMI but I don't plan on marking my furniture with my but hole secretion's any time soon ... 🤣 Amen Brother you tell em . Kenny