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You're The One — Vogues I think the dancing girls were inappropriate for the song, but I must say that I enjoyed them a lot, and glad they were there.

It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Seven Nation Army — White Stripes

It diminished the effect of the song.

Does music theory really kill creativity? one word answer. NO We wouldn't have had Beethoven, Shostakovitch, Dvorak, Prokofiev, Tchaikovsky, Sibelius, Respighi, and so many others who created some of the best music that has ever graced this planet.

I was so confused last night, as my printer was playing music. Turns out my paper was just jamming.

Going to California — Led Zeppelin

We're going through and double-checking all the songs now. Found and fixed one minor mistake so far.

Deeper Well — Kacey Musgraves

Tea vs. Dishwater Loo vs. Bathroom Chips vs. Fries

I Can See Clearly Now — Johnny Nash

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.” Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him. Shortly after take-off, the Pope begins a crossword puzzle. Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says, “Excuse me, but do you know a four-letter word referring to a woman that ends in ‘unt?’” Only one word leaps to mind. “My goodness,” thinks the gentleman, “I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word.” The gentleman thinks for quite a while, and then it hits him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says, “I think the word you're looking for is ‘aunt.’” “Of course,” says the Pope. “Do you have an eraser?”

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time!

I'm Gonna Win — Foreigner

Three sure ways: 1) Be related to the right person and be at the right place in the right time 2) If that doesn't work, be great friends with the right person and be at the right place in the right time 3) If that isn't possible, be filthy rich and promote it yourself. Anything else? The odds are slim.

Someone treed the Easter Bunny

Cherry Hill Park — Billy Joe Royal

That reminds me of the song TSOP by MFSB and the 3 degrees.