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kennywtelejazz Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 (edited) I wound up at this monastery after I dated a Bass Player . I will never date a Bass Player ever again . I am so much happier ever since I left the monastery and started dating guitar players Kenny Edited March 11 by kennywtelejazz 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragi Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwalpwal Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragi Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 1 hour ago, pwalpwal said: what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? Drummer ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 What do you call a bass player in a suit? The defendant. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kennywtelejazz Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 What ?, Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane_B. Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Ain't seen him around in a long time. Last I heard he went in for ***** reduction surgery. Darn thing was too big. Haven't heard from him since. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted March 19 Author Share Posted March 19 On 3/18/2025 at 12:00 PM, Shane_B. said: Ain't seen him around in a long time. Last I heard he went in for ***** reduction surgery. Darn thing was too big. Haven't heard from him since. Can we still say ***** 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mettelus Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 4 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said: Can we still say ***** 😄 Alas, no, but Schwartz is okay. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 5 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said: Can we still say ***** 😄 I prefer the medical term pe nis Steve. 😜 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane_B. Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 7 minutes ago, craigb said: I prefer the medical term pe nis Steve. 😜 Nice circumvention there Craig. 🤠 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted March 20 Author Share Posted March 20 17 hours ago, Shane_B. said: 17 hours ago, craigb said: I prefer the medical term pe nis Steve. 😜 Nice circumvention there Craig. 🤠 Circum...what now 😄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted Sunday at 02:23 AM Share Posted Sunday at 02:23 AM (edited) On 3/19/2025 at 6:41 PM, craigb said: I prefer the medical term pe nis Steve. 😜 On 3/19/2025 at 6:51 PM, Shane_B. said: Nice circumvention there Craig. 🤠 On 3/20/2025 at 12:39 PM, SteveStrummerUK said: Circum...what now 😄 Circum....where did it go ? 😳 I can't seem to find it . OK there it is ! I see what happened here . The surgeon read the wrong patients chart ! Instead of doing your Girth and extension surgery . He got his signals crossed and performed a micro pecker surgery on you ! Kenny Edited Sunday at 09:29 AM by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted Sunday at 08:03 PM Author Share Posted Sunday at 08:03 PM 17 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Circum....where did it go ? 😳 I can't seem to find it . OK there it is ! I see what happened here . The surgeon read the wrong patients chart ! Instead of doing your Girth and extension surgery . He got his signals crossed and performed a micro pecker surgery on you ! Kenny I'll tell you what Kenny, the service was so good at that hospital I left a massive tip. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted Monday at 05:08 AM Share Posted Monday at 05:08 AM 8 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said: I'll tell you what Kenny, the service was so good at that hospital I left a massive tip. I heard there is a new rumor circulating around the hospital . The head nurse 😋 used to call you Big Steve ! Now I hear she calls you "Nubs"! 🤣 Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted Monday at 08:30 AM Share Posted Monday at 08:30 AM 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted Monday at 06:35 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 06:35 PM On 3/20/2025 at 1:41 AM, craigb said: I prefer the medical term pe nis Steve. 😜 CraigB (ITIYRN), wow - does that mean we are now allowed to reference that rather odious medical condition CakeAlexS ? 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted Monday at 07:03 PM Share Posted Monday at 07:03 PM 27 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said: CraigB (ITIYRN), wow - does that mean we are now allowed to reference that rather odious medical condition CakeAlexS ? 😄 Now, now... Don't be a **** Steve! 😜 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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