kennywtelejazz Posted March 11 Posted March 11 (edited)                     I wound up at this monastery after I dated a Bass Player . I will never date a Bass Player ever again .                                  I am so much happier ever since I left the monastery and started dating guitar players                                    Kenny Edited March 11 by kennywtelejazz 4
Pragi Posted March 11 Posted March 11 How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand. 1 2
Pragi Posted March 11 Posted March 11 1 hour ago, pwalpwal said: what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? Drummer ? 2
Shane_B. Posted March 18 Posted March 18 Ain't seen him around in a long time. Last I heard he went in for ***** reduction surgery. Darn thing was too big. Haven't heard from him since. 2
SteveStrummerUK Posted March 19 Author Posted March 19 On 3/18/2025 at 12:00 PM, Shane_B. said: Ain't seen him around in a long time. Last I heard he went in for ***** reduction surgery. Darn thing was too big. Haven't heard from him since. Can we still say ***** 😄
mettelus Posted March 20 Posted March 20 4 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said: Can we still say ***** 😄 Alas, no, but Schwartz is okay. 2
craigb Posted March 20 Posted March 20 5 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said: Can we still say ***** 😄 I prefer the medical term pe nis Steve. 😜 1
Shane_B. Posted March 20 Posted March 20 7 minutes ago, craigb said: I prefer the medical term pe nis Steve. 😜 Nice circumvention there Craig. ðŸ¤
SteveStrummerUK Posted March 20 Author Posted March 20 17 hours ago, Shane_B. said: 17 hours ago, craigb said: I prefer the medical term pe nis Steve. 😜 Nice circumvention there Craig. 🤠Circum...what now 😄 1
kennywtelejazz Posted March 23 Posted March 23 (edited) On 3/19/2025 at 6:41 PM, craigb said: I prefer the medical term pe nis Steve. 😜  On 3/19/2025 at 6:51 PM, Shane_B. said: Nice circumvention there Craig. 🤠 On 3/20/2025 at 12:39 PM, SteveStrummerUK said: Circum...what now 😄 Circum....where did it go ? 😳 I can't seem to find it . OK there it is ! I see what happened here . The surgeon read the wrong patients chart ! Instead of doing your Girth and extension surgery . He got his signals crossed and performed a micro pecker surgery on you !  Kenny Edited March 23 by kennywtelejazz 1
SteveStrummerUK Posted March 23 Author Posted March 23 17 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:   Circum....where did it go ? 😳 I can't seem to find it . OK there it is ! I see what happened here . The surgeon read the wrong patients chart ! Instead of doing your Girth and extension surgery . He got his signals crossed and performed a micro pecker surgery on you !  Kenny  I'll tell you what Kenny, the service was so good at that hospital I left a massive tip.   2
kennywtelejazz Posted March 24 Posted March 24 8 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:  I'll tell you what Kenny, the service was so good at that hospital I left a massive tip.   I heard there is a new rumor circulating around the hospital . The head nurse 😋 used to call you Big Steve ! Now I hear she calls you "Nubs"! 🤣 Kenny 1
SteveStrummerUK Posted March 24 Author Posted March 24 On 3/20/2025 at 1:41 AM, craigb said: I prefer the medical term pe nis Steve. 😜 CraigB (ITIYRN), wow - does that mean we are now allowed to reference that rather odious medical condition CakeAlexS ? 😄
craigb Posted March 24 Posted March 24 27 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said: CraigB (ITIYRN), wow - does that mean we are now allowed to reference that rather odious medical condition CakeAlexS ? 😄 Now, now... Don't be a **** Steve! 😜 1
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