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  1. 11 hours ago, Bapu said:

    Have I slapped the bazz too hard?

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    I guess not , but hey when it pays out more than $ 58 bucks and hits a grand you may be on to something ?

       Here just for you

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    That's a picture of a friend of mine from back in the day . Tony Oppenheim ...

    Tony wrote the book on slap bass ...I did recording sessions w Tony in the early 80's interesting times back then ....

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    Kenny

  2. 5 hours ago, Paul Young said:

    That's the kind of gear that never leaves the house or maybe for a player in an amatuer band to show off their gear which most of an audience has no clue or cares.

     

    How True !

     

    Kenny

  3. 18 minutes ago, TheSteven said:

    Can you spend them bonus bucks on a marriage counselor? or a place to hide until the missus cools to a less than volcanic temperature? 
    If not... maybe on a good lawyer to draft you will.

                                    It's to late I wish I would have took your advice ?

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    Kenny

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  4. 5 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

    How dare you ?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Alright Steve ! I put in a claim for you with our Turd Fuzz Factory dept of human resources .

    After close scrutiny of the events that have transpired  , our team of lawyers have determined  since you have been given the honorary and highly coveted  title of Turd Fuzz employee of the year, You should not be held accountable nor have any direct slanderous  criticism slung in your direction  on how you choose to use your lighting resource allocation  . We acknowledge the contribution of you risking your life on a daily basis in  bowels of The Earth  to unearth the finest examples of The Harmonically  Complex Rich Musical Turds our company needs to maintain the strictest standards of audio quality in today's ever shifting and demanding marketplace .

    We feel your exemplary efforts have been deemed to be one of the most cherished and valued contributions a Turd Fuzz Factory  employee could ever hope to aspire too.

    It is our hope to settle this unwarranted attack on your exemplary character put forth by the young attention seeking activist in a timely matter .

    respectfully yours ,

    Kenny

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  5. 13 hours ago, Wibbles said:

    More importantly, who stole your beard?

    Yeah ! what he said . My chin is freezing to death and it is only 115 degrees out there today so far .

     

    Kenny

  6. Yeah 108 today and tomorrow at over 110 plus ...Yikes ....

    In the early AM  I took Milo out  (early for us) and I knew it was gonna be hotter than what the News predicted. Later on when I took him out around 4 PM  he didn't even want to stay out more than a 20 yard walk to and up the curb .

    Right now at almost 10 PM and my apt is almost 80 degrees with all my stuff running to cool things off ...

    I got to be careful ....I'm taking meds for both  my blood sugar and my heart ...today's walk in the heat got a little scary ...I am not somebody that likes the heat ..

    Having shortness of breath with a light head and no energy at all ain't exactly a feeling that makes me feel secure in my own skin .

    For the record I am grateful that my current true needs are being met . Milo and I do have a roof over our heads and there is no Wolf currently outside our door.

    all the best,

    Kenny

     

    PS : thanks for asking if we are OK ?

  7. On 6/17/2021 at 7:09 AM, Bapu said:

    I don't regret buying any plugins.

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    On 6/17/2021 at 7:09 AM, Bapu said:

    They regret that I bought them.

           Are you sure about that ?  This is what happens over at the plugin company's 5 minutes after you buy .

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    Kenny

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  8. 2 hours ago, InstrEd said:

    @kennywtelejazz   Glad you made it out with those wild-fires.   The videos and pictures I saw of California ablaze were scary!

                                                                                   Yes those wild-fires were pretty scary . I almost lost Wilson !

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    Kenny

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  9. On 6/20/2021 at 3:24 PM, InstrEd said:

    thanks for the laughs in this thread :D

     

    13 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

     

    Son ! is that you ? :P

    Kenny

     

     

     

    11 hours ago, InstrEd said:

    No?

    Ooops I guess I messed up thinking you were my long lost son .  Sorry bout that .

    Having cleared that one up, I will need to find my long lost  son so I can leave him the greater bulk of my $20.000.000.00 Estate  .???

    Kenny

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                                                    Luke !

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        Come to Papa  Darth Vader ! I am your Father!

     

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                                 Turd Fuzz! I am your Mother !

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                                                                      Kenny! are you really my Father ?

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    Yikes! things here appear to be  a parody and  a dysfunctional assault on the traditional time honored  family values .  

    In any event Happy Fathers Day all .

     

    Kenny

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