kennywtelejazz

Kenny

                                                       What does my little birdie want for breakfast today ?

                                                    Becan Becan Becan !                                                                                             

Kenny

PS  I stole bapu's becan picture from another thread .

I know he ain't gonna miss it because he is busy waiting for the delivery truck to show up with  his new  Jack Casady Bass

11 hours ago, Sheens said:

                                                     The warden threw a party in the county jail
                                                     The prison band was there, and they began to wail
                                                     The band was jumpin', and the joint began to swing
                                                     You should've heard them knocked out jailbirds sing

                                                      Let's rock
                                                      Everybody, let's rock
                                                      Everybody in the whole cell block
                                                      Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Kenny

                          I wonder if I can get my date Donna The Donkey to wear a Wig .

Kenny

                                       Speaking of Eagles

Kenny

1 hour ago, Shane_B. said:

I posted a reply but apparently it wasn't acceptable so ***** it. I tell you. The people running this place suck.

 

What ! " the mod with no name "  is on the warpath again ,,,don't give him any air time he  simply ain't worth it .

PS , Another Forum Mod told me  he even goes as far as reading  personal PM  's ?

1 hour ago, Shane_B. said:

 

I posted a reply saying I loved her and posted a link to her new release of House Of The Rising Sun. If you want to hear it it's on youtube. Apparently you'll have to look it up yourself.

I have her u tube channel bookmarked plus I have  listened to a good deal of her music and videos ,

I'm very impressed with her take on life as per what I have heard from some of her spoken interviews . Abby is a very deep and talented person ....much deeper than what her look seems to indicate on the surface .

Oh Yeah !  her version of H O T R S  is very good .

all the best,

Kenny

 Here's some down home music to drink a little Jack to.?

Kenny

It's all about getting out there to play music and bringing it  I'm glad to hear your out there again Dave . I'm itching to find a way back to performing again .

I like that amp you got him . That is a Pro  level amplifier ...I see that same amp in tons of concert footage ...

have a good one ,

Kenny

On 7/10/2021 at 1:47 AM, Bajan Blue said:

Hi Kenny

Great playing - enjoyed every second and every note - well except of course  the last note!!!!

Cool stuff indeed

Nigel

 

Hi Nigel , On this song I just let it rip from the start to the finish .  I happen to like surprises and I am pleased my guitar playing told a good story .

I'm glad you enjoyed ?

On 7/12/2021 at 2:37 AM, AndyB01 said:

Kenny, I desperately needed something to put a smile on my face this morning and you did it fella, and after last night's football result, that's one hell of an achievement!

Loving your fabulous work as always.

Keep rocking

Andy

 

Hi Andy ,

You know , you needed a smile on your face and I needed to get intimate with my guitar .   She likes it when I play Rough and choke her on the  neck .

(I always feel like The Mod is watching  me ) ( and I have no privacy !  ) (Woah oh  oh) ? 

thank you for the kind words .

On 7/12/2021 at 6:48 AM, Shane_B. said:

I liked it. Listened to it twice.

Thank you very much Shane ! X 2 .

On 7/12/2021 at 11:23 AM, SteveStrummerUK said:

That's just selfish ?

 

 

 

 

You should save some for others ?

Super funny post  Steve !

all the best ,

Kenny

Kenny

1 hour ago, paulo said:

IBTD.

1 hour ago, paulo said:

Double IBTD.

1 hour ago, craigb said:

This won't be the first thread I've had deleted this week either! ?

This one just lasted longer!

 The display of "power"one gets when posting content that helps delete ones own thread !

Kenny

On 7/9/2021 at 1:43 PM, markno999 said:

Kenny,

Don't normally get to the CoffeeHouse too often but noticed your post on the way to the Deal Forum.    Excellent jam, reminds me a bit of Ronnie Montrose's "Town Without Pity."   Had a couple listens and enjoyed it both times:)   The only problem is that it ends...

 

Regards

markno999 thank you for the kind words you said ☺️ . I went into hiding right after I heard them ?

I  listened to Ronnie Montrose's Town With Out Pity . Yeah after hearing it I remembered I used to dig Ronnie Montrose a lot back n the day .

He was a player I listened to for sure ....

all the best ,

Kenny

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Kenny

On 7/7/2021 at 7:29 AM, Notes_Norton said:

I have a soft spot in my heart for the blues and good guitar playing. This cut fills the bill. Thanks for sharing.

Hi Bob ! thank you for having a nice word to say about my Blues guitar playing ?

Kenny

Kenny

On 7/5/2021 at 1:30 PM, kennywtelejazz said:

Wow

If I had the money

 

8 hours ago, Bapu said:

I'd be rich

That's not what I hear . According to The Guinness Book of Records you got more VST plugs and instruments than Jeff Bezo's  

5 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

Ken, I'm more than happy to donate toward your dream geetar …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

… where should I send this D string?

4 hours ago, Bapu said:

I'd send Kenny my G string but I'm sure he'd not want it.

You Guy's Are

...gulp ... Awesome

Kenny

Wow  !

If I had the money

Kenny

6 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

A brief tale of: Strummy appears in court, all thanks to Kenny

• In hindsight m'lud, maybe I should have been a little clearer with my pronunciation and diction when I repeatedly offered her a "mouthful of my salty peanuts" ?

 

 Hey Strummy ! Don't worry we got your legals fees  covered . ?

6 hours ago, Bapu said:

That was some stellar playing Kenny.  The hairs did stand.

Thank You for the kind word Bapu ! I appreciate hearing them from you .

For any one interested , here is the guitar I played on this tune .

My guitar is 1986 MIJ Fender Reissue Esquire double bound in Candy Apple Red . I bought this guitar new in 1986 when I worked at Manny's .

At the time I wanted jumbo frets , so I walked over to Rudy's guitars on W  48 th st and bought a high end replacement neck w jumbo frets .

The fingerboard wood looks like dark ebony ...yet it's something else ...it is one of those exotic woods I would have to look up . In any event  back then the neck did cost me as much as the guitar ...

Then I dropped a I forgot what brand of HB in the neck from 1986 , did a little artistic Burns type of thang to the guitars body  , changed my tuners over to Schallers and left the rest of my guitar stock ...

The Tone you hear are The stock Esquire bridge pick up sounds combined with my effects signal chain       

thanks for listening ,

Kenny

1 hour ago, Heinz Hupfer said:

HI:)

 

Very cool, but i can hear some bad intonations. For example the very first note and at second 8 and much more, they are too low for my ears and I don't mean the bendings, only the holded (with bending or without)  notes.

IMHO;)

Greetz:)

Bassman

Heinz Hupfer,  I am so so sorry I under delivered for you,
I hope to meet u and spend 15 minutes apologizing and answering any questions u may have,
I guess I will need  to play my guitar with much  more correct intonation details  JUST for u, I am so sorry.

We will now pause for a brief intermission . Please feel free to stretch your legs and buy some snacks .

Kenny

PS you may want to look at some of your spelling...... bendings, ? and holded ? ?Yeah Right ?

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15 hours ago, Monomox said:

This is all-around awesome!

Thank You ! Monomox

14 hours ago, Old Joad said:

cool?

cool back at you ?

12 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

James Bond meets Gary Moore?

Kenny meets Tele?

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet ?

Steve ! you have made my night with your comment  ?

11 hours ago, InstrEd said:

Sorry Kenny my hairs didn't stand up. Oh wait I think that is because a got a wax job ?

Nice playing!

Wax Job as in hitting  the beach sporting a speedo  ? 

I heard they were looking for help in your area to scare the sharks away from the beach . Glad you got the GIG .

I'm also glad you liked my playing ?

10 hours ago, craigb said:

I thought it was great except that one note ruined it for me... ?

 

 

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(The last one that ended the song! ?)

 

Craigb ! Wow  that is one clever complement ... I'm gonna file that one for a future post. Hey Thanks for the kind word?

Kenny

Yep ! that's why I'm not bring this one upstairs ?

Some times a good Guitar Wank has to stay hidden from the General Public ?

Kenny

I just got this e mail from my wallet . Take it for what it is worth .?

Kenny's wallet here ,

I wanted to personally inform you that we are currently experiencing a profound shortness of breath and a severe lack of available energy in regards to our current financial resources .
This debilitating symptom is due in part to your constant state of agitation and wishful thinking regarding your constant need to express your newfound entitlements as to fulfilling your Musical GAS  Fantasies VIA any means necessary with out regards to your other responsibility's and needs...

Although it may be true that you have structured your life to allow the wiggle room necessary to accomplish some of your musical goals with out affecting others .
We have come to the conclusion that it has been over 15 years since you have spent any coin what so ever on trying to find a possible future Mrs Tele Jazz .

In addition to that odd bit of Monastic News  it is a fact that it has been decades since you have owned and driven a car that was under 21 years old .

May I ask , when was the last time you got a hair cut ? Shaved your beard , or bought new shoes and fresh underwear....

Do you see where we are going with this .

Be not of faint heart my friend . It is now time for your intervention ! Your Friendly Wallet is here to help guide you into a more prosperous way of life.

Now close your eyes , take a deep breath , and repeat after me 200 times "Man does not live by satisfying  Musical GAS Alone  "

Kenny's Wallet .

In need of  Financial CPR and a Cash Transfusion

PO Box : Up Sh*ts Creek with out a 10 Dollar Bill

Kenny