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8 hours ago, cclarry said:
I bet it will help "glue" your mix together!
Wilbur ! They are coming to take me away and put me in The IK Group Buy.
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At least this is a free sound library and it wont cost us any carrots .
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OMG! Bapu is a Mystic & I finally understand.
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Good luck Sheens
If your in the mood a little old school inspiration about doors opening and closing .
https://quotes.yourdictionary.com/articles/who-said-when-one-door-closes-another-opens.html
Other than that stay away from gigs driving people around in your own car
Drivers are always hoping to get her
This is who they actually got instead
Woof Woof
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On 8/27/2021 at 3:28 AM, kennywtelejazz said:
2 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:I've seen that movie.
Quite dreadful.
It could have been worse ? I went to a parochial school and she was my first grade teacher ?
6 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:The Angry Nuns are here only a comedic prop .They have nothing to do w religion within the context of my thread . They only serve the purpose of establishing a group of Polarizing Authority Figures that seem above reproach in society .
2 hours ago, paulo said:Since when did that matter to those who patrol the www looking for things to be offended by?
Sure I get it . Yes the patrol is out there in force and gaining momentum .
25 years from now I would hate to have to step down from my role as a multi billionaire musician over something I may have said in this thread ?
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21 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:
I had 6 years of Catholic school.
Vampires and werewolves are fictitious, they don't scare me. Nuns are real and they definitely scare me. ?
What they did to the kids back then would have them thrown in jail today.
I had the first 5 years of my schooling in that type of environment . That's one part of the 60 's I don't miss .
18 hours ago, paulo said:IBTD.
This thread is all about making fun of show off Bass Players ? The Angry Nuns are here only a comedic prop .They have nothing to do w religion within the context of my thread . They only serve the purpose of establishing a group of Polarizing Authority Figures that seem above reproach in society .
For the sake of the conversation and to clarify my point of view .
Lets say I used The 3 Stooges instead of the nuns as a comedic prop ....ex..." What the 3 Stooges Really think of Show Off Bass Players "...
What ? Now all of a sudden I have to worry about people interpreting my motives as I'm promoting Violence within this online community because the 3 Stooges used a physical somewhat violent approach to comedy ?
Or What about this one ?
What The Little Rascals Really think about Show Off Bass Players ...
Now all of a sudden someone has the right to accuse me of promoting Misogamy because the Little Rascals had The He Man Woman Haters Club ?
Yeah Right !
enough said ?
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Show Off Bass Players what a sad lot beyond redemption .
I never met one that ever truly listened to anything helpful I had to say about playing simple and keeping the grove.
I tried to teach them how to keep rhythm and my hands still hurt from slapping them over my knee during detention .
I even broke my Vows of Secrecy and taught a Show Off Bass Player how to play The Holy Grail of all A minor chords .
OK Ladies ! It's time we end this discussion and take a vote on what we are gonna do with all the Show Off Bass Players
The Vote is in and we have come to a unanimous decision .
Hey Wait ! We are not done yet . I got a Show Off Bass Player still breathing over here .
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6 hours ago, craigb said:
Proper education not in schools...
17 minutes ago, paulo said:Borne of lacklustre learning of critical knowledge subjects...
I see what you did here . U 2 are real masters of written code ?
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9 hours ago, pwalpwal said:
in reply to the op i (didn't watch the vid)
Nice of you to show up fully prepared ?
9 hours ago, pwalpwal said:i'd say something that you can dance and/or bug out to
There you go, I guess you didn't have to go over the material after all ... I like your answer it earns you an A
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9 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:
After putting his furry legs on opposite corners and bracing himself Strummy lifted up his tail and planted the deepest gooey log ever seen in the litter box .
He sure ain't kitten around .
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1 hour ago, SteveStrummerUK said:No Photoshop image to go with that Ken? ?
Steve ! I was thinking more along the lines of a scratch and sniff ?
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9 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:
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5 hours ago, Bapu said:I always wondered....
When he is not playing the drums or delivering pizza's he makes some extra coin hand knitting all the bands merchandise . He can do 2 hats in one Bass solo .
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This one falls into the dream on category ?
Kenny! thanks for polishing my Bass !
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I know I was too drunk to drive home after the gig so thanks for taking my keys and letting me stay here .
P S I'm sorry I peed in your closet . When I came to , I thought I was still at the club .
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After putting his furry legs on opposite corners and bracing himself Strummy lifted up his tail and planted the deepest gooey log ever seen in the litter box .
He sure ain't kitten around .
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On 8/24/2021 at 7:13 AM, RobertWS said:
I give him kudos for wearing headphones and not being a nightmare of a neighbor.
Most millennials don't have that level of awareness and maturity.
+1
On 8/24/2021 at 12:28 PM, Notes_Norton said:As a bass 'doubler' I believe a bassist should always play something that works with the drummer, supports the song, adds tasty licks when appropriate and never competes with whoever is singing or playing the melody.
Although sax is my primary instrument, I played bass full-time during the psychedelic era when nobody wanted to hire a sax player.
Before and after that, I really enjoy doubling on bass.
IMO the guy in the video is overplaying and just showing off, but I must add, there is nothing wrong with that either.
Notes
I have paid some dues playing Bass . I was cool with the playing part , I just didn't like having to lug around a refrigerator sized amp up and down 4 flights of stairs .
Yes he does show off a bit ...I do like his sense of humor and love the way he plays ..
On 8/24/2021 at 2:08 PM, Bapu said:I invented the Am bass note. It takes care of everything. No need for slappin, or trying to be a lead guitarist.
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On 8/24/2021 at 4:03 PM, craigb said:There were a LOT of highly listenable moments in that! Very creative presentation too but, what kills me, is just how damn easy he makes it look!
That pretty much sums up how I feel . thanks for sharing
On 8/24/2021 at 6:43 PM, dubdisciple said:so accurate
Yeah +1000
On 8/24/2021 at 4:03 PM, craigb said:just how damn easy he makes it look!
On 8/24/2021 at 7:17 PM, Bapu said:When the lovely lady sees me programming she says
Yup ! That was fast That was easy ....?
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He makes it look so easy
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FWIW Just about every other thread I seem to post in gets nuked so let me give you an example of what we are up against .
What we have here is a comparison of what happens when you let a bean counter take charge and monitor all forms of creative self expression
You start out with this .
Then after run their little Bean Counter Power trip algorithm
We end up with this ?
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14 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:
Very cool.
What is the missing hand fingering?
Windows and Zippers ?
14 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:Enquiring minds need answers.
Alright ! if you must know . The missing hand is also a part time detective and It is currently roughing up the suspect ☺️
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Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.
in The Coffee House
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