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Deeper Well — Kacey Musgraves

Tea vs. Dishwater Loo vs. Bathroom Chips vs. Fries

I Can See Clearly Now — Johnny Nash

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time!

I'm Gonna Win — Foreigner

Cherry Hill Park — Billy Joe Royal

That reminds me of the song TSOP by MFSB and the 3 degrees.

The Duke Of Earl — Gene Chandler

I slept in my Sergei Rachmaninoff t-shirt, and when I didn't wake up I realized I was in The Isle Of The Dead I slept in my Frank Sinatra t-shirt and woke up in New York, New York I slept in my Arrow t-shirt and woke up Hot Hot Hot I slept in my Temptations t-shirt and woke up on Cloud Nine I slept in my Cream t-shirt and woke up in a White Room I slept in my Sammy Johns t-shirt and woke up in a Chevy Van I slept in my Beach Boys t-shirt and woke up In My Room I slept in my Goo Goo Dolls t-shirt and woke up Naked

Roadrunner — Junior Walker and the All Stars

Method Of Modern Love — Hall & Oates

I wanted to visit the world’s biggest library but it was overbooked.

Walking The Dog — Rufus Thomas

A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame.

When I was in Australia, I asked them to play “Cheeseburger In Paradise” And the leader responded, “What! Are you out of your gourd?” I guess I got myself into a pickle. So I apologized. In his Aussie accent he said, “Bean there, done that.”

Boom Boom — John Lee Hooker

Groans are also welcome responses to puns. This one is blatantly stolen from the internet …