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Notes_Norton

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  1. Double Vision — Foreigner
  2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
  3. Double Dutch Bus — Frankie Smith
  4. My neighbor texted me, “I just made synonym buns!” I texted back, “You mean like grammar use to make?” I haven’t heard from her since. Notes ♫
  5. F U N E X? S, V F X. F U N E M? S. V F M. O K, M N X (breakfast order)
  6. I was, but I lost weight.
  7. Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) — John Fred & His Playboy Band
  8. I was addicted to soap … I'm clean now.
  9. Mary Jane's Last Dance — Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
  10. How did I escape Iraq? Iran
  11. Rip It Up — Little Richard
  12. I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, its more of a wrap.
  13. Storm At Sunup — Gino Vanelli (After all, a hurricane is quite a storm)
  14. Space Is The Place — Sun Ra
  15. Old enough to be retired, but still gigging. We have 20 this month (It's the height of the tourist season). Gigging is the most fun Mrs. Notes and I can have with our clothes on. On the serious side, Gswitz, I hope you find a better one that pays more, soon.
  16. It Couldn't Have Been Any Better — Johnny Duncan
  17. Stop with the blind jokes...I dont see the point
  18. Took about a second - thanks ^^^
  19. Technically, he's a cell, not a battery. And if the charge sticks, that's where he's going.
  20. Wild One (Real Wild Child) — Jerry Lee Lewis Lyrics: I'm Gonna Keep-a Shakin' I'm Gonna Keep-a Movin' Baby Don't Cramp My Style I'm A Real Wild Child
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