Notes_Norton

My neighbor texted me, “I just made synonym buns!” I texted back, “You mean like grammar use to make?” I haven’t heard from her since. Notes ♫

F U N E X? S, V F X. F U N E M? S. V F M. O K, M N X (breakfast order)

I was, but I lost weight.

Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) — John Fred & His Playboy Band

I was addicted to soap … I'm clean now.

Mary Jane's Last Dance — Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

How did I escape Iraq? Iran

Rip It Up — Little Richard

I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, its more of a wrap.

Storm At Sunup — Gino Vanelli (After all, a hurricane is quite a storm)

Space Is The Place — Sun Ra

Old enough to be retired, but still gigging. We have 20 this month (It's the height of the tourist season). Gigging is the most fun Mrs. Notes and I can have with our clothes on. On the serious side, Gswitz, I hope you find a better one that pays more, soon.

It Couldn't Have Been Any Better — Johnny Duncan

Stop with the blind jokes...I dont see the point

Took about a second - thanks ^^^

Technically, he's a cell, not a battery. And if the charge sticks, that's where he's going.

Wild One (Real Wild Child) — Jerry Lee Lewis Lyrics: I'm Gonna Keep-a Shakin' I'm Gonna Keep-a Movin' Baby Don't Cramp My Style I'm A Real Wild Child

Soul Serenade — King Curtis (one of my favorite rock sax players)

Hmmm, should this go here, or the lame music cartoon thread?

And a terrible pun to get back on thread (groans appreciated) If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.