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I wanted to visit the world’s biggest library but it was overbooked.

Walking The Dog — Rufus Thomas

A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame.

When I was in Australia, I asked them to play “Cheeseburger In Paradise” And the leader responded, “What! Are you out of your gourd?” I guess I got myself into a pickle. So I apologized. In his Aussie accent he said, “Bean there, done that.”

Boom Boom — John Lee Hooker

Groans are also welcome responses to puns. This one is blatantly stolen from the internet …

Tangerine — Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra

The Kindness Of Strangers — Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds

I hope your buddy, Mark, heals both quickly and completely, and the magic that is that combination of musicians survives.

Practice.

La Parranda (The Big Party) — Gloria Estefan

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester.

Time After Time — Eva Cassidy (great guitarist and singer - she left us too soon)

People Gotta Move — Gino Vannelli

Or should it have gone in the pun fred?