SteveStrummerUK

I can eat pie to six decimal slices though.

Hmmm, could be? We all know that 11+11=1111 etc. Mind you, I could be wrong. I was once. Arithmatic and speeling were never my strong suits playing bridge.

11?

Many Happy Returns Del!!

Meet the twins - hello boys!!

Me no comprenday.

CraigB ShaneB ? Seems like too much of a coincidence if they're not at least first cousins. Enquiring minds etc. If Bob (RobertB) was still around, he'd know the answer.

I'm sure that made perfect sense when you wrote it. Now, not so much. ?

If you Google the old forum for "giving Bapu a hard time", Paulo's name crops up in 114% of the search results ? The same, of course, is true of this new place ?

The same person I am here.? Your smiley suggests you think this is a good thing ?

Fixed. A credit would be nice now and again. Say, once in every 823 times you post it CraigB (ITIYRN?) ?

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Paulo's 'inner self'? Strummy feckin' loves a pretentious soliloquy.

He is/was from Nova Scotia, Canada.

Don't worry Ed, we'll always be your #2. ??? '#2' can be a noun and a verb ?

This is 2022 - if you say that you identify as Shane then you are Shane, right ? Won't anyone think of the children Bub?

Poster envy? Naturally, I'm sorry.

Probably nothing new for you here mate, but just in case: Karoly Grosz’s Classic Posters for Universal 1930’s Monster Movies

I wanted to pen a haiku based loosely about this fred. But I need to know how many syllabubs the word Funyuns has when pronounced in proper American English? Is it 3, as in 'onions' with an 'F' at the start? Or 2, as in 'Fun-Yuns'? And most importantly of all, literarily speaking, can it be forced to rhyme with p*n*s for extra comedic value?

How vile. There's no need to lower the tone of the place ..... even further. (it's spelled 'schtup' over here ?)

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