SteveStrummerUK

"Even the gestapo had the decency to identify themselves (aka: Public exclusions never invite support)" ~ The Rusty Sheriff's Badges (2019)

I bought a £6000 home cinema system. However I'm really disappointed with it. Whenever I try to watch any war films it turns itself off and the screen goes black ..... .... turns out it's a conscientious projector.

Oooo I see what I did there.

QUEEN: Arise Sir Michael Palin PALIN: Ni!

I don't think you play 'em all at the same time mate ☺️

I lurves it when you speak German ?

Bill's always been bespectacled ?

Thanks mate ? I tarted up the image a bit:

Closest so far. Apparently, "B.A.P.U." cannot be an acronym. It would have to be written without the full stops/periods = = => BAPU I really need to get out more ?

I've treated myself to a nice new 'Paul McCartney' hairdo fer Xmas ... .... Mullet of Kintyre

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To be honest Greg I couldn't tell. He kept his undershreddies on the whole time.

Enquiring minds need to know ?

Ah yes, I believe I've cracked it ?

How do I change my name back to Strummy ?