SteveStrummerUK

Hi Tom, good to see you around ?

"The Philharmonic Orchestra of Bermuda are very sad to announce that their triangle player has gone missing" ?

I got it ?

I once challenged one of the crew of Apollo 11 to an arm wrestling contest ... .... in hindsight, I should have chosen Aldrin or Collins.

Jagger and McCartney eat your heart out ........

CHORUS (Am) A7 A D7 A A7 ...................... Oh the Coffee House, it's always op-en D7 E7 Just like one, of those sleazy bars D7 Dm Where I love, to chat with some birds E7 A .............. And where I like, to sink a few jars

VERSE 1 Am Dm Come down to the coffee house Am G Bb Not number one but num-ber two Am Dm You'll never leave the coffee house Em Dm F (Am) You'll see some birds maybe a cockatoo .

I'm pretty certain the use of the word in regards to the 'score' of a sports match goes back to the early days of cricket in England. For illiterate peasants and/or those unable to afford or have access to pen and paper, a notch or a 'score' would be made on a stick to permanently record the number of runs a batsman had made. I'd imagine 'top notch' and 'a cut above' have similar etymologies.

Oaf Topik ... I miss that witty personage.

Hah ?

Glad to hear that Mike - onwards and upwards from here hopefully! Don't overdo it just yet though mate, I'd limit it to just two marathons a month for the time being ☺️

Sorry Ed, is this better?

Oi! We've spoken about this before: STOP STEALING MY ARTWORK ? Or at least credit ol' Straummy when you do ? Thankee.

Now I feel quite dreadful ?

We've done that ?

.... I think I'm being stalked.

Photoshop's Edges Now Incredibly Smooth

I'm guessing it was all the dick pics he sent her .... I'll get me coat ? That took me ages by the way ☺️ ,.,.,

Pfft ... Sick indeed is the mind of the person who (deliberately) misread that ? I did too ? .

Ah yes, the abridged version ? Craig (ITIYRN), please could you pad this out a bit to include: A lengthy explanation of why Bapsi's post count can never be a prime number An exhaustive list of every aside, put down and justified criticism ever levelled at the concept and embodiment of Forum Hosts by yer old mate Strummy A comprehensive dissertation on the CH's discovery of the mythical Am note How, in the year 2010, Jonbouy earned more in impromptu fees, taxes and expenses than the combined GDP of several medium-sized Latin American countries Daveny5 ..... why? A none-too-brief and thoroughly 'well done' thesis on the assumed contents of that folder

That's better eh Mike ?