SteveStrummerUK

I don't get it ?

Sorry, that's my motto.

I made the 1,000,000th post ... ... and I can prove it ☺️

Not that sort ?

I had decided that keeping tropical fish was a good hobby for me. I was told it could be very relaxing. Hence I ventured downtown to the local pet store and asked the assistant if I could purchase a Siamese Fighting Fish. "Sure" he replied, "Would you like an aquarium?" To which I retorted, "Well to be honest, I don't really care what star sign it is". True story that, apart from the bits that are not. ?

Interesting stuff (with apologies for his use of the 'N' word): * Nickelback ?

Innocent family-friendly material no doubt ?

Get your cash ready ....

He made some delicious crisps (US = 'chips').

Penith. I have a lithp.

Never a truer word spoken William ?

I have a theory.

Wishing you a speedy recovery Mike ?

Do you reckon I might need to post the original for our cross-pond cousins ?

? Same here.

... the most difficult time of the year for Rick Astley.

One of the photos captured by yours truly on a recent visit to The Black Country Living Museum where some of the location shooting for Peaky Blinders takes place. It cries out for the monochrome treatment, but personally I think I just prefer the full fat colour version ?

I racked all my geetars up.... .....and then chopped off the headstocks just for this photee ??

You crack me up Ken ? .