SteveStrummerUK

? Bill, I don't haz enough fingers to play that chord ?️?️?️

Pfft .... I could care somewhat. ?

I never realised there was so much global distaste for this particular song. It's not particularly bad - quite catchy if anything - a throwaway bit of pop. Nah........ it's dreadful.

Hi Tom, good to see you around ?

"The Philharmonic Orchestra of Bermuda are very sad to announce that their triangle player has gone missing" ?

I got it ?

I once challenged one of the crew of Apollo 11 to an arm wrestling contest ... .... in hindsight, I should have chosen Aldrin or Collins.

Jagger and McCartney eat your heart out ........

CHORUS (Am) A7 A D7 A A7 ...................... Oh the Coffee House, it's always op-en D7 E7 Just like one, of those sleazy bars D7 Dm Where I love, to chat with some birds E7 A .............. And where I like, to sink a few jars

VERSE 1 Am Dm Come down to the coffee house Am G Bb Not number one but num-ber two Am Dm You'll never leave the coffee house Em Dm F (Am) You'll see some birds maybe a cockatoo .

I'm pretty certain the use of the word in regards to the 'score' of a sports match goes back to the early days of cricket in England. For illiterate peasants and/or those unable to afford or have access to pen and paper, a notch or a 'score' would be made on a stick to permanently record the number of runs a batsman had made. I'd imagine 'top notch' and 'a cut above' have similar etymologies.

Oaf Topik ... I miss that witty personage.

Hah ?

Glad to hear that Mike - onwards and upwards from here hopefully! Don't overdo it just yet though mate, I'd limit it to just two marathons a month for the time being ☺️

Sorry Ed, is this better?

Oi! We've spoken about this before: STOP STEALING MY ARTWORK ? Or at least credit ol' Straummy when you do ? Thankee.

Now I feel quite dreadful ?

We've done that ?

.... I think I'm being stalked.