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Coming soon....the KV331 latest attempt to try and squeeze a little more juice out of Synthmaster 2 because actually Holland were really lucky to win sale.

Dear Bandlab, Even Bapu doesn't want it.

Cats don't count. ? ?

Aaaaaahgggghhhhhhhhhhh........

We interrupt this broadcast of Bapu announcing the possibility of him buying more software to bring you breaking news from our Woodland News Correspondent.... BREAKING......BREAKING.......BREAKING......BREAKING.......BREAKING......BREAKING....... "Hello - there's significant drama here amongst the trees as it appears that some bears do appear to be looking for somewhere to park their breakfast, thus confirming the source of the popular saying. One is circling a shady clearing just below and to the right of where I'm standing and another seems to favour a more leafy area to the left. Looks like it's only a matter of time now......there'll be more as we get it....back to you in the studio....... "What do you mean there's one behind you......where? ......oh crap.......(GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR) AAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHH....

Holds out hand for prize and starts investigation into what 3 golden internet points can get me..... https://www.bandlab.com/membership

No, I think i then t is the correct way to spell it.

I just found out that Aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh isn't a real word. I can't tell you how angry I am about that.

Many moons ago my band were being assisted in a recording project by a guy who had briefly flirted with fame and fortune in the 1960's and among many stories he told us was one about a major music press review of a gig they played at The Marquee Club in London, a venue which had seen many a big name in it's time. At the time his band were being touted as the next big thing and the review of their performance seemed to confirm that this would be so. Their support act was scathingly slated by the same reviewer, along the lines of...this guy is hopeless and really needed to find another hobby. His name was David Jones. Not knowing the connection at that time, but sensing that he was expecting a reaction from me I had to ask what was the significance of the story....? He replied " These days he calls himself David Bowie"

You rang?

It would take chutzpah to a whole new level for them to try that one again, but given how well they're handling things so far......... As for subsidising the wrinklies..... why should that be a thing? They probably have more disposable income than someone half their age.

He soiled himself?

Must be quite a long one if it's knocking their teeth out! ?

There is on my pc and given the current impression that the left hand doesn't seem to know what the right hand is doing here plus the apparent walking back of certain assurances that were made by bandlab, it looks more and more like being the future for me. Gibson actually saves the day! Who'da thunk it? ?

Just as I suspected..... some, on the face of it, very innocent and simple sounding answer to deflect people away from the fact that it was clearly the beam from his spaceship that he was trying to lure the other one into so that they could abduct it, insert mind probes and steal some of it's teeth.* * The teeth part is something of an assumption, but is based on extensive research of all the people who claim to have been subject to alien abduction. It seems that they mostly have quite a few teeth missing.

Even the people who actually make the software didn't fancy taking it on when it was up for grabs, so that should tell you all you need to know about the viability of that idea.

"You just know that craigb is gonna have some crazy conspiracy theory why my part of the picture is more blue than the bit that you're in....."

Just when you thought this "release" couldn't get any more bizarre......

Don't worry, son of Fidel is working on that for you. ?

Depechemoderntalkingheadsofstatusquovardisturbed

There are many people in senior positions the world over that never let that particular problem get in the way of their upward progress. Man up and deliver the Montage review.?

If he's not spending his entire life somewhere hot and sunny on an aircraft carrier sized gin palace full of scantily clad supermodels, then what he really needs is to budget for is some lessons on how to be a young billionaire.

I was gonna say that I would buy a farm with a stream for Mesh and his lovely wife, but then he revealed himself to be the kind of guy who would peel an orange in his pocket rather than give me a piece of it, so...... not that.? Why do people always want to help the homeless btw? They're all mortgage/rent free, no utility bills to pay, no taxes...

I thought this thread was going to be about a Bapu fever dream....