paulo

I couldn't decide if that was a typo or Bapu hitting new heights of comedy genius.

No, the future is past. This is the new normal.

The life of a muso......... Takes a day to paint a whole house..........spends 3 months fiddling with the eq settings on a guitar track that nobody will ever hear.

Mrs Paulo helped me paint a room once. She did everything except the walls, the ceiling, the woodwork and the radiators.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I think in this case a few words painted a thousand pictures.

Yeah, but I didn't want them to think that I was expecting to be paid for farting.

Yeah, looks like he's played the thing before. Ginger beard tho.........someone needs to tell him about that. ?

She doesn't know that it's called EZ bass then?

I used to think that about Ozone and Ozone Advanced when they first introduced that. It was a mad price difference for what you actually gained and I guess the sales figures soon reflected that so they brought them closer together almost to the point where the Advanced version became a no brainer. RX seems to be the one hold out from the old pricing structure which I guess is because it's more of a "pro" thing so being deductable the price becomes less important and how many bedroom producers really need it anyway? Beyond playing with it to see what it does, I've never really used the standard version TBH.

I would have thought that being able to edit your stutters would be a good thing for an old timer.

More convenient than right there on a track within the project ?

Oh my..........paws for thought......... It looks like poor old Strummy is within a whisker of being sent to the punny farm. Or is he just giving that impression on purrpose?

Can I give you some money for petrol ?

I love my Omnisphere, but Omni v Kontakt is apples v oranges, not two versions of the same thing. As someone who owns both, if you don't "need" it I wouldn't consider Kontakt as a standalone purchase to make too much sense when it's only a matter of time before the next Komplete 50% off sale where you'd get much more for not a lot extra.

Exactly.

There are still DAWs that can't already do this? What kind of fool would use a DAW like that? ?

It shall be known as.......bassface

That's a rare thing - a deal that seems to good to be true that somehow isn't.

Ha ha...The weather is pro-choice - now we know why Bill has been trying to control that too.?

New for 2021......OmniStrummy.

There was one particular venue I used to go to a fair bit and I'd gotten to the point where I thought it must be the venue acoustics or something that was responsible for the bass heavy, muddy sound because almost everyone seemed to sound that way, I'm talking major bands of the time, so you'd think they would have pro sound guys who knew their stuff, but then I saw Earth, Wind and Fire in the same venue and it was probably the best sound that I've ever heard anywhere. So it wasn't the venue.......

And the thread title comes full circle.......

At least you'll know why though......