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They usually have bells in them, right? So we're still good......

I guess that even silicon valley types get old eventually......

The only quavers I know anything about are these....

Oh, and IBTL. (We all know where this thread is gonna Bell End up, right...?)

I phoned a suicide prevention helpline last week........... I told the lady who answered that a month ago I met the most beautiful girl in the world and she's really into me. Won't leave me alone, if you know what I mean. Anyhoo, I was feeling so lucky that I bought a lottery ticket for the first time ever and I won 39 million, so I went straight to the swanky car dealership and bought the lamborghini that I've always lusted after and they gave me a 20% discount too. Now I'm having my dream house custom built and I asked my girl to marry me. I know it's a bit sudden, but it just feels right, She agreed, but only if there is a pre-nup that gives her nothing in the event of a spilt because she doesn't want people to think that she's after my money. "So what is your problem?" the lady asked. "Oh" I said, "I don't have a problem, I just thought I'd let you hear some good news for a change." Shut up. It's the CH...old jokes are allowed.

Pessimistic expectations never increase spirits

Only if you sit on it for 10 minutes first...... So I heard...

Predictably eliciting nonsensical immature statements.

I don't think that anyone is looking at her little left toe....... Because they're too busy trying to unsee the little piggy that went to market.

Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but everybody here has got at least one of those. ?

Why did you only put in enough jabs for half a year......do you know something we don't ??

Sounds to me like you've got the basis of a C&W song or two there...... Fire up the rig and get 'em done before you accidentally cheer yourself up..?

to Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom on the Am note?

I really don't think that anyone needs me to point out ...." been a tool since 1977". ?

You married Miss Right before finding out that her first name was Always ?

That's it.......blame the reader for the bad reporting.?

Man, I knew inflation was bad, but 22-24K in three hours ????

What plug-in are you using ? Is there a discount code? When does the deal expire? Is Kontact Full required ? Asking for a friend.

Reminds me of my first time in FL.....opening the car window to get some air in only to find out that it was even hotter with the window open. I'm like...WTF?? I also once arrived in Minneaopolis in late November snow and got stared at a lot for being the only person walking around wearing shorts and a t-shirt, but that's another story...

It's all gone very CH in here.... but yeah, if he's good enough for Dave, then he's good enough..... I love that he's so nervous....?

I'm sure they're equally awful.?

I think you may have just answered the question we've all asked ourselves at some point.....what exactly does he do with all those basses ?

Doesn't help that they call the big one the kick drum, right?

Ya know that you're supposed to use drumsticks, right ?

People say lots of stuff. Keep calm and carry on.