Wibbles

From the album Boiled Beef & Rotting Teeth:

I got to see the Sisters a couple of times in 1985/86. Utterly fantastic, totally bonkers experience!

Refs will continue to screw up games no matter what the technology.

Let's hope they can find a way of making the Bramley-Moore Dock Stadium float.

I agree with you there.

I reckon I'm almost as smart as Greta.

Almost a certain after that above.

Sorry you had to go through that.

I couldn't resist it ....

I'm really liking this one. Great job.

Hmm ... er, yes and no.

That's why it's eluded me then. I still have the burn scars from the last time I tried to enter a church.

They would eat it too if you were to drop dead with them locked in the house.

Another one to add to the list would be: choose a renewable energy* supplier if possible. * Wind turbines don't cause cancer.

Number 2 should be: Walk you lazy buggers! To be honest, I'm already complying with nearly all the points in the list. No AC, no car, no dryer, no dishwasher, ... you get the idea.

The goatee is the giveaway.

Oh, never mind.

I told you.

One of Timmy's favourites:

The cattle would come over whether he was burping or not.

I've always wanted to live in a pineapple under the sea.