Wibbles

For those of you referencing Mr Creosote, it wasn't the final scene in The Meaning of Life, but here it is anyway:

... of being French? Hmm, a croissantechtomy?

Double bubble.

I recommend opening all the windows, playing some loud music and blaming the dog. Post-turkey farts are not good.

Today I've been listening to the gurglings, gloopings and chemical explosions emanating from my digestive system.

Reported for obscenities.

Happy whatever you choose to celebrate everyone.

Welcome on board. And thanks for all the freebies down the years.

That's why I recommend waxing or shaving.

Apparently smoking ... weed ... affects ... ones ...oh ... er ... what was I saying?

Apparently smoking weed affects ones short term memory.

Apparently smoking weed affects ones short term memory.

The song above is an appropriate metaphor for any compensation that will be going Steve's way.

Sorry. I quoted you quoting Bob by mistake. Fixed now.

That's an invitation I can easily resist.

Exactly how weed do you smoke then?

"to get it simply share the page link on Facebook or Twitter using the buttons you'll find on the page. Doing so will unlock the download button." I thought we'd moved on from this sort of nonsense. The full version is available for $6.00 reduced from $14.99 ... ... as part of their 60% off holiday sale.

Apparently not as good as mine.

Repeat. We've been here before Bob.

The merchandise was fine (Amazon don't need to know that though). I will be asking Amazon to provide proof of delivery. And a description of the person to whom the parcel was handed. I do enjoy being a nuisance to big businesses who tw@t me around.

Why's that a problem? Why's that a problem? I know my taste is impeccable. But the choice of music in this thread is way better. ... for a given value of "obvious". I might think the association is obvious (eg Capricorn --> Goat) but somebody else might not. If you don't get the song association, you can always ask. But, yes if the association is more obscure eg lyrical, then an explanation would be nice. But, I have no problem whether people like the songs they post or not. But a video link would be nice if possible. WARNING: This post may contain rhetorical questions.