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Nobody post anything until Steve wakes up.

@SteveStrummerUK - seeming as Craig missed it.

That doesn't sound very hygienic at all, unless they shared a girlfriend.

So did I - "Sisters of Mercy" is a song about ladies of negotiable affection.

You're not paying attention, are you Bob? Too much tooting on your sax?

My schedule could never be described as busy. Everyday is Saturday for me.

Saint to Sinner ... a remix of The Saint theme:

Saint Etienne - Kiss and Make Up

My apologies for not being clear. By end product, I meant the quality of the music at the end of the process, not it's commercial viability.

True. Producer, composer, musician, sheep rustler? It doesn't matter. All that matters is the end product.

Your socks would be a strange place to keep one anyway (unless you're The Red Hot Chili Peppers). It's when she buys you the matching underpants that you should be worrying.

This thread from the Instruments & Effects forum might be useful: Connecting a keyboard basics.

No mushrooms required, although a comfy chair would be a good idea:

Unfortunately I'm not that person. But until you do find someone, it might be worth checking out the Tutorials section of this forum. In particular there are a load of videos on the very basics in the Getting Started thread. There are more here on Creative Sauces' YouTube channel. Welcome to the Forum and good luck with your search.

Bad planning, good idea. (Bad planning, good idea).

My product is compost. Is that close enough?

A dyslexic walks into a bra ...

Deep fried Mars Bar?

That's firmly in the category of Not Food.

Too much of that and you'll go blind.

Another cousin called Kevin:

I was going for: Brothers to Sisters of Mercy to ...

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Nothing to worry about. It's just that most chippies (fish and chip shops) also sell mushy peas and pickled eggs. Some people like such horrors - I don't. The more usual choice of fish to have with your fish and chips is cod. Although haddock and other fish is normally available too.