Wibbles

Bill doesn't get a say in what colour I choose to paint myself.

A reference to Atlético Madrid: "Atlético's home kit is red and white vertical striped shirts ... Throughout their history the club has been known by a number of nicknames, including Los Colchoneros ("The Mattress Makers"), due to their first team stripes being the same colours as traditional mattresses."

But then I wouldn't look like a Spanish mattress.

I'm more concerned with what's happening in the UK because that's where I live.

You have a higher chance of being killed by a meteor/space debris than you do from being hit by lightning.

The virus has a 5-14 day incubation period. So you might have the virus and not know it. Initially the reported cases will be in clusters ... until it starts spreading more and more. And it will. It will get worse before it gets better. The is no reason to believe it will be "settling down in the near future". Unless you mean in several months time. I'm more concerned with what's happening in the UK.

This x 100. The media do not understand statistics. Politicians do not understand statistics, other than how to totally misrepresent them. People do not understand statistics. Statistics should be left to statisticians, and even then they should get another statistician to check their workings.

Preemptive quote deletion.

I'll be painting myself in red and white stripes today.

This.

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Not two versions - different songs, same title.

People who read the title of thread.

It depends on whether I've got my glasses on or not.

I gave up so long ago, it's not fanny.

... it would say: "A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld"

If I was to ask the other orb ...

Two can play at that game.