Wibbles

It takes a special sort of genius to put the speakers on the part of the body furthest away from the ears. Wouldn't it be a better idea to put the speakers in some kind of device resembling earmuffs?

Classic:

That picture gives me vertigo.

But I'm using her sister Dannii as a toast substitute.

Kylie on toast. Yum.

I thought that was Jonah.

Now that's advice that applies to any situation in life.

I've got Paintshop Pro 2019 installed, but always end up using a beta version of Paint Shop Pro 5 from 1998.

I'm having several birthdays a day at the moment. I age two years every time I wash my hands.

This is dead brill' ...

Same here. Except in Warrington.

Jelly on the plate, wibble wobble.

I think that you will find that we do (apart from Synkroton).

Well done on the geography, but what????

No worries.

Yes. I wasn't amused.

A terrorist attack that left three people dead.

I was listening to The Best of The Skids, but I'm sure I've got that album on vinyl (all my vinyl is boxed up in my spare room unplayed in a couple of decades).

I picked a good weekend to be away from Reading.

Marvellously marvellous. Or is that "marvelously marvelous"? Anyway, I was listening to this only the other day.