RobertWS

And playing soul music.

Did that come with a case?

I have listened to, unfortunately, many players of error guitar.

#34 When someone told me this thread was funny.

#10 When the used car salesman told me I was getting a real good deal.

Plug it in here....

It looks like a......Less Paul.

At my age, that's actually a real possibility!

I'll make sure to set my alarm clock.

Agreed....it's effing hard!

There's more than 3 chords?

Swing Documentation: Many projects do not have notes positioned on a perfectly even time grid. For example, projects with a swing feel, though they may be written entirely in eighth notes, are often played more like eighth-note triplets, with the first note extended and the second one shortened. The Swing option lets you distort the timing grid so each pair of notes is spaced unevenly, giving the quantized material a swing feel. A swing value of 50 percent (the default) means that the grid points are spaced evenly.

...plus ten years.

Like sharp objects!

I thought of a great pun! I'm just too cowardly to post it.

Who can blame you?

Most snow shoveling heart attacks occur at the end of a driveway. Don't be a statistic, send your wife out.

Has anyone heard, "Sometimes It Snows in April" by Prince on the radio? I wonder if he was angling to get seasonal air time and royalties. BTW: Me and Prince are both from Minnesota so we know a little something about snow!

Deduct one man card.

"The least thing upsets him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows." -P.G. Wodehouse

Sheer dumb luck? That's how I did it!

A lapel mike seems appropriate.

Exquisitely, with great feeling.

I was hoping to see some nice melons.