craigb

Blashphemy! ?

Yep. Definitely the wrong color! ? (And you should consider getting a second one for stereo too!)

Depends on the bar... I mean, even at one drink per bar, it's going to take some time! ?

Persiflage entailing Nickelback is simple! ?

Compared to Bapu's age, just about everyone is Am though. ?

Your umbrella wouldn't stand a chance out in that Bill! Better to just stay inside and play guitar (amps are great, but just playing is fun enough even without power). ?

Nice chaser. ?

And Bapu will tell you it's not G you should be playing on your bass, but Am! ?

Haven't had a chance to watch yet, but a healthy mind starts with a healthy body! My two cents (change might be necessary). ?

Oh yeah, always a good idea to float the request/idea on a musician forum (this and others). I've been on several where spontaneous collaborations happen. There's quite a few players on here who could provide exactly what you're asking for.

I'm currently posting in a forum like this! ?

Heh, I was referring to that famous blow-up when some girl on the plane pours ice water on him and he explodes irrationally yelling (among lots of expletives and threats) "I'm going to release the f-ing fury!!!" Warning - Expletives galore!

I like it! This is only missing some black light bulbs! Hehe...

He's been known to release the f-ing fury! ?

Now S.L.I.P., to stay on topic there should probably be booze in that image! ?

Yikes! "Plogue Bidule" sounds like a nasty medical condition! ?

I wonder if privately they look at each other and go "Eww!"

And just what fun would that be? This is the Coffee House! ?

So where is this 80-proof guitar? I only see an image of a 64-proof guitar, with an 80-proof headstock. ? (Did you forget to proof-read your picture??)

But of course! (And don't call me Shirley!?)

I think the top-left image is a picture of the Government's accounting department.

Corrected. It's doubtful the next generation will remember how to talk to each other without the aid of a handheld device. ?

Looks fake to me. ? (If it was real, I'd expect to see some socks, keys and pens in there too! ?)