craigb

We already know that one.

And you don't even have to put your finger against the plastic of a spinning tape roll to get a flanger effect!

Yep, I'm sure I've got all his old transcripts still - good stuff!

I've tried this, but found that the people generally didn't like the fact that I broke into their homes and was playing their guitars...

Sadly she was just being a tease. A true groupie would have stayed around until the end, gotten wasted, fallen onto the stage while dancing and spilled her beer into the mixer. (Don't ask how I know...?)

More like Unobtainium! ?

FYI, big SBD coming PDQ. LOL! ?

Cool! Could you make something using black metal or death metal??? ?

TMI, TMZ... They came sooo close, didn't they?

I C what you did there!

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The rumor from the investigation was that he wasn't well hung...

No, I think his eyesight is spot on! (No dog references intended. ?)

But the roof is on fire!

Kenny? With a Chapman Stick??? Whoda thunk it?! I upgraded this with some Zakk Wylde EMG's and used it as my travel guitar (packed one of the old Line 6 kidney bean POD's with it). You could have a stewardess store it in the closet near where you sat on the plane and didn't have to check it in (and hope it survived the flight). Not sure if they still let you do that or not... Light and a lot of fun! About as wild as my guitars got.

So the old Kramer's with the metal necks aren't for you, eh? ? First guitar I ever tried where the neck weighed far more than the rest of the body...

Apparently Focusrite gear is hit or miss. I know some that love theirs, but I had to get rid of mine (a Twintrak Pro preamp) because it got so hot I was afraid it would catch on fire! You literally couldn't touch the case unless you wanted to get burned.

Or be lucky enough to have someone create a beautiful custom guitar WITH Line 6 Variax guts in it! ?

It must take extra fiber for a Multipoo, ya? ?

Been there, seen that! But, considering the topic title doesn't say anything about it and it was lingering on page 2, you're excused! ?

Incredible topic! (Those who DO know Ikea will get that.?)

He stole Kenny's dentures too??? ?

Better to hire someone to use the treadmill for ya. Safer that way! ?