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Weird timing! I just played this (which is sometimes called Chess!).

And that, is what makes the joke funny. ? (I suppose you've never heard of the dyslexic porn star either... Her motto was "Hey, if life gives you melons..." )

A bunch of dyslexics thought they would show they have a sense of humor and created some joke t-shirts. They read "Dsylexics of the World Unite!" (Actually heard that one at one of our IT clients, a private school for dyslexic students.)

I'm still not seeing 1903... Oh well, I guess I can wait!

I also use Notepad but I've been working on my first song for over 20 years now... (Hey, it takes a long time to type in all those 1's and 0's!)

Rumor has it Steve was always a bit different, even as a young lad... ?

Just "Pause updates" (for up to 35 days)! Simples. ??

Where's the FSF?

Did you know your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL???

All pirate movies should be rated R...

Proper excitement needed - It's Steve! ?

This is my weapon, this is my gun...

One must commend you on your annual observance of your expulsion from the maternal fecundatory oven! ?

Let me guess... You live in the dessert near lots of Mescaline cacti, ya? ?

But still much better than moose knuckle.

You sound like a friend of mine Bill. She's terrified of negative numbers and will stop at nothing to avoid them!

Personally, I've got a laminator so I just make cheat-sheets for everything, laminate them and put them up near the computer. Works a lot cleaner than stickers (and my memory - lol!).

Apparently you can have your Cakewalk and Edith too! ?

You really are a Vantucky Hillbilly, aren't you Kenny??! ?

Upon further reflection, perhaps "Guerra Chimica" or "Promesse Governative" would be more appropriate? ?

Can't. That's already the goat's name. ?

Bitten??! ? As if getting stung by one isn't bad enough!

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