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My testing hasn't produced any better results yet...

Kenny, Kenny, Kenny... Did you edit your post to steal the joke I posted? At least mine had an accompanying picture! ? THE EVIDENCE!

The train was pretty full so the girl had to sit in the very back where there was only one other person sitting, a guy holding a towel. During the ride, the guy sneezed, then surprised her by unzipping his pants, pulling out his manhood and wiping it on the towel! "That's disgusting!" the girl exclaimed! To which the guy replied, "Sorry, but I have a condition where every time I sneeze I have an orgasm." Feeling a bit embarrassed, the girl backpedals and says "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know. So, are you taking anything for it?" "Yes," the man replies, "Pepper." ?

Deja bump!

He looks so proud!

Or it really IS a G Major chord... On a guitar tuned to F! ?

But did he interview the original Paul or the replacement Faul??? ?

How hard are those to make Andy?

But does this Am start from 440 Hz. or 432 Hz.??? ?

Sounds awful! Can you even imagine eating bizarre food like that??! ?

Spot on! This was very apparent when AMD was first trying to compete with Intel. Intel's chips had a good percentage of "error" headroom allowing decent overclocking, but AMD's had VERY little since it was trying to make their chips seem as fast as Intel's.

Bump!

For Bob.

I prefer Spam with Velveeta cheese in a peanut butter and mayo omelette with anchovies.

If you're a fan of Prog Rock and also like physical media, then you'll definitely love Djam Karet's new box set! The new set is just out for the public (9/20). I've got their entire discography (19 albums) and email with them occasionally. I was talking with Mike (one of the guitarists) and Chuck (the drummer) last month and have had two copies (out of a limited run of 450) since early this month. I'd like to hear from you if you are also into Djam Karet's work and like physical media! Here's the link to their Bandcamp page for the new stuff: https://djamkaret.bandcamp.com/album/burning-the-hard-city-suspension-displacement-special-edition

Bapu's favorite cell is probably AM440, ya? ?

Found one S.L.I.P. somehow missed. This one's on fire! ?

That'll lengthen the shortest leg! ?

Are you sure it's not the other way around? ?

=IF(K1="Am",PlayBapu(),TwatUpToAm()) ?

A big ornery guy walks up to a bar and demands a whiskey. The bartender gives him a shot and he yells "That tastes like p***! Give me a better one!" The bartender gives him another shot and he yells "That tastes like p*** too!" At this point he stops and looks around to notice that the entire bar had gone silent and everyone was looking at him. He looks to his left and yells "All of you are c*** suckers!" then turns to his right and yells "All of you are mother f*******!" For a while nobody moves or says anything, then one wimpy-looking kid gets up and starts to walk towards the guy... "Where the hell do you think you're going??!" yells the brute. "Sorry Sir," replies the wimp, "but I'm on the wrong side."

A priest, a rabbi and a monk walk into a bar. Bartender: "What is this? A joke?"

My friends say that when I die, my eulogy will be done in Excel since my entire life seems to revolve around it (you have no idea how many weird things I've done using Excel instead of, possibly, more appropriate tools - LOL!). Anyway, Kurre's solution won't work because when cells are formatted as a number then no value is treated as zero (so every cell will become one whether you type a 0 in the cell or not). However, Des' solution will work for ya! If you have any other Excel questions, feel free to PM me. ?

The Past, the Present and the Future walk into a bar. It was a tense situation! Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder walk into a bar...