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Made me look up the word "Wirral!" Turns out it's a roughly rectangular pe nis ula in north west England!

Al > Al

Hmm... Would a three-eyed pig be called a "piiig?" ?

Nice timing! I was just listening to four of their albums. ?

@bdickens Very true! I believe anyone who intentionally plays something by Yoko Ono is probably guilty of a felony. ?

First we had... Now we have New Bub and Classic Bub??! ?

Alternative solution. If you have as hard of a floor as it sounds like you do, place some large speakers facing down directly onto the floor. Play Yoko Ono songs 24/7 for a week at a high volume (it's highly suggested that you take a vacation during this time). When you return, you'll find that the noises from below have magically stopped (plus you'll have more space which can maybe be used as a studio?). ?

Wait... You're supposed to change the strings??? ?

Paulo beat me to it. ? Of course, since this is the Coffee House, just editing your thread to say something like "This post intentionally left blank." works as well! ?

What about covering your floor with a nice rug? I'm not talking about something permanent, just something to see if that really helps. As Bruno said, the way apartments are designed might be your biggest issue.

He Shoots He Scores?

A month late, or eleven months early?

As a previous third-party FBA seller, I can tell you that we received a LOT of returns that were completely new and unopened. That said, it's part of the reason we closed that business, yet it's part of the Amazon model. So, obviously that means you can try one of those items and simply return it yourself if it doesn't work!

Complete rubbish! (I can't even spend hundreds on recording equipment right now... Heck, I don't even have a room! ? ... ?)

That's my life you're talking about! ?

Got a pack of puns in an email this morning and, when I saw Bob's last effort among them, I figured I had to share the rest! ? Fungi puns are my yeast favorite; there's too mushroom for error... If you have to wear both a mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation. When you teach a wolf to meditate, he becomes aware wolf. Monsters don't like to eat ghosts because they taste like sheet! I was told not to steal kitchen utensils, but it's a whisk I'm willing to take! Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid. I have a friend that wants to study burrowing rodents; I told him to gopher it! I'm reading a book called "Quick Money For Dummies" by Robin Banks. Nothing tops a plain pizza! When you said life would get back to normal after June, July'ed! Newsflash: "Lego Store Re-Opens After Lockdown! Folks Lined Up for Blocks!" Cosmetology student misses class, forced to make up makeup test! Be careful when you eat at Sam & Ella's diner! I pulled a muscle digging for gold; just a miner injury... I never finish anything! I have a black belt in partial arts. Ghosts like to ride in elevators because it lifts their spirits.

Black dog!

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