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Everything posted by kennywtelejazz

  1. Once I looked into her deep brown eyes and sampled a taste of her hairy curvaceous forbidden fruit including her cherry flavored lip stick . All bets were off . I lost the salvation of my soul in one felled swoop . I had figured nobody around here would have ever known that I had gotten desperate and grabbed a hold of her . Having gone there I wish it was funny but now it's not because the jokes on me . I went to have a dance with a dancing Monkey and I soon found out the hard way the dance ain't over until she decides to let me go .... I have to go now because I can hear her calling out to me from another part of the Jungle OH Kenny my darling why don't you come to bed now and peel mamma a banana Kenny
  2. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. —Mark Simmons, comedian Q: What happened to the guy who sued over his missing luggage? A: He lost his case. There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom. —Albert Sloan Hal: How did you get hit on the head with a book? Sal: I only have my shelf to blame. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. Kenny
  3. . Kenny trust me on this one ....some things just can't be unseen
  4. Son Seals - Frigidaire Woman Kenny
  5. Back in the day when I was first starting out ( in the mid 60 's ) I had The Harmony Broadway variation of what you have there . That lasted until I tried to play Black Sabbath and The Who on it 🤣 Nice guitar you have there , when you fix them up they are nice conversation pieces . Even when they are dialed in they can still be a challenge to play ...the intonation can be dialed in ...you may have to tilt the bridge a little to where it has a slant to it ...the strings that are sharp will need the bridge tilted towards the tail piece ... On those type of bridges if you decide to eventually get one with adjustment capabilities the only real fitting you may have to to is carve the bottom section of the bridge to match your guitars top ....the tighter the seal the bigger the sound . String wise you may find Silk And Steel strings to have less tension on the neck ...and a better feel YMMV . If you are used to playing a Martin or something along those lines playing an acoustic arch top can be a big adjustment ...different sound all together. Back in the day Banjo was the thing with Big bands ...To really appreciate how a guitar from way back then sounded in context , listen to some Eddie Lang or any of the other prominent musicians from back in the 20's and 30's ...... Those guitars sound nothing like a Martin or a Gibson but in the right hands man they can sound pretty sweet ...Also they were cutting to disk so somehow they fit in the mix .. Here's some examples ...the second tune features a wonderful player playing solo ...easy to tell how much different the sounds is from what most folks are used to . Enjoy now you got me wanting to crack out a few of my Acoustic Arch tops Kenny
  6. 🤣 Slurp...I lick the way you think . Kenny
  7. 🤣 Woah ! Are you packing a mean trunk up front ? or are you just happy to see me ! ..what ever one it is , please don't use my leg as a hump toy ...I'm getting old and I 'm getting brittle Kenny
  8. Great points you make . Everything in your whole post I identified with ...this quoted section above hit me the hardest .. I hate the way things are now ...for now let me leave it at that Kenny
  9. Oh Yeah ! The more I watch it, the more I love that scene ! Go get em Cuzz .... Kenny
  10. Oh well it's a little blurry ! but hey after a few beers and a little Bud you never know . It might even be able to do a little scratch and sniff ...that's what I want Kenny
  11. 🤣 I'm still waiting for the chicks , the check in the mail , the World Wide exposure the net can bring .The long over due invite to a guitar player magazine interview , a Jam with Joe B....and a whole bunch of other shit 😎 Oh well, I guess there is safety in numbers when it comes to a persons musical delusions . Kenny
  12. What ! Iz dat a former Plumber Crack Butt World Champion at the beach ?He herd is mommy was a walrus and he wants to go home . Kenny
  13. The goal of creating finely crafted and recorded music that was done solely at ones own personal home studio is a noble aspiration ... Where else can I spend all my time and money on putting my best foot forward and creating the best music I am capable of . What a rush it is to finally post my new song . Now all of a sudden we are in the same league as all the professional bands and musicians that have gone before us ... I am always truly humbled to the core two or three weeks after posting my new song . WOW it may have gotten a hundred listens ... Yes all this adulation and fame can be a real challenge to keep in check ...... I don't know how some people do it ... Kenny
  14. Oh my goodness, Dad is that you ? No Mikey , Tom Sellack is not your daddy .... I'm your Daddy , remember this is a thread about Bunnies not walrus ... Kenny
  15. somebody had to do it Introducing The Bronco Brothers The current 2020 World Champion Double See Saw Endurance Champions Kenny
  16. Who knew, The Hobby Horse has so many friends . Kenny
  17. These two look so cute as far as a couple goes . If they ever decide to go their separate ways and break up I wonder who gets the guitar ? Kenny
  18. Yum Yum While we are at it . Lets not forget this Classy Lady To pick up your application for our schools next cumming semester . Please visit our booth at The Crossroads and tell the Dude w the pitchfork who sent you . Kenny
  19. All the instructors would be pretty girls and the one dude would be the Lucky Guitar student
  20. 🤣 Yeah that Rack is looking good ..no bra and a duo of choice supple mammary glands featuring excellent firmness and shape...I got to go wash out my mind now for thinking that ...Oh why Oh Why did I take such a perfect looking woman and place that head on her perfect body ? Craig made me do it ...that's my story and I'm sticking to it . . Kenny...... Yep 😎
  21. Yes this was a very easy mistake for me to have made . Right off the bat after opening Melodyne for something I was doing in a musical clip , Melodyne went full charge to an upgrade offer in my acct and provided me with a individualized download w my e mail and other info ... Once there , I actually wanted to see and read about what was going on over there so I had to open up another browser since I was locked into my download info I have Assistant on 2 of my computers and I wanted to find out if I had to ante up to go from 4 to 5 . To make a long story short I never found out ...There is nothing easy about navigating their site unless you want to compare going over there to peeling an artichoke FWIW after toasting my Win 7 computer and having sent support an e mail , I realized the root of my problem was 2 things ...Melodyne 5 does not support Windows 7 and I had made a rookie mistake ... Oh BTW support did get back to me and let me know that Win 10 is the minimum requirement... It took me the better part of last night to get my computer back to what it was .... Currently I'm back on one of my Win 10 computers and I'm not upgrading anything on it until I find out what is going on . I'm happy Essentials 4 to Essentials 5 is a free upgrade yet I still have no idea what it would cost me to go from Assistant 4 to Assistant 5 ... I got lots of time to figure that one out ( lot's of time means no extra cash ) LOL I'm not gonna break anything else trying to fix that which is not broken ...when I get some extra coin, only then may I change my mind . Kenny
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