kennywtelejazz

I wonder what he is listening to .

2 hours ago, Sheens said:

 

Kenny

On 8/13/2023 at 2:25 PM, Bapu said:

@bitflipper Side up with Mary Ann, Ginger is a tart.

🤣

7 hours ago, Bapu said:

It's got my vote for the longest rendition of "The Wind Cries Mary" evah!

 Gilligan's Island and The Wind Cries Mary were both in play during the mid 60 's . I would imagine if Jimi got around a TV set in his travels he may have seen the show .

How do I know this ? I heard that one of Strummy's long lost  distant relatives heard Jimi's longer titled version of the song called the Wind Cries Mary Ann Not Ginger and he suggested to Jimi that he should just shorten the songs title to The Wind Cries Mary ....

Kenny

PS When ever I'm in the mood to tell a whopper , I have 2 rules I must follow ...

The Facts and the thread topic may have nothing to do with it . In addition to that point we all know Santa Clause , The Easter Bunny and Superman aren't real , I figure  I might as well marinate the untruth I'm attempting to convey in my story and go big 😉 

8 hours ago, craigb said:

Hey, it was nice of him to ask, right? 😁

         As much as I like Vincent van Gogh  I would have still asked and went for this one  😍

Kenny

On 8/18/2023 at 2:02 AM, Xoo said:

Can I just say that's not a...oh, hang on, it is 🙂

Finally !🤣

Now that we are done with the horse watching , I'm wondering when you entered The Cakewalk Screen Name Witness Relocation Program .

With over 3400 + posts I don't recall who you are or might be under the current  screen name of Xoo ...

Kenny

On 8/17/2023 at 2:31 PM, Wibbles said:

I don't need to be reminded this every time:

 

Dang Wibbles ! you have pulled off the impossible and  beat Craigb at something by 1998

Kenny

I worked for Sam Ash Music  NYC in the late 70 's. We had the Kramer guitars with the aluminum necks ...

To be honest with you they played very nice and they were high quality guitars. The price range on those were a little out of my range or I may have considered getting one . ( they cost as much as a Les back then  ...about a grand )

I used to kid around with people and tell them this is not the guitar you want to drag around in zero degree weather and play right after getting in from out of the cold ...

Stanley Jordan used to come into the store once or twice a month and play his .....Man we were all hypnotized when he came in and did that .

Kenny

On guessing Keith's true age in years ,we may need to add a pile more 0's to that 348 number we have up to be accurate .

Did you know ....

Keith Richards has now been finally credited by Science with having started the first Society for The Prevention of Cruelty of Animals ....

Earths Ice Age had previously hidden this fact . 

Kenny

                                                         Keith Richards after exhausting a full shipping container filled with Crepe Erase  .

Kenny

                                                                   Does this fine establishment have horse parking ?

                                               Yes we do . Just leave him there and our head valet will take care of it for you .

Kenny

In some of the threads I have enjoyed posting in the most , I have noticed the OP has only posted a few comments while I on the other hand have clogged up the poor OP's thread by posting the wreckage of my presence all over the place in the double digits .....

Oh well at least I'm aware of it ,

Kenny

On 8/14/2023 at 7:24 AM, craigb said:

I'm saving this for my next, um, journey? 😁

 

What !!! Ellen Barkin has a hot looking doppelgänger that's also a DJ ?

Kenny Likes .....Kenny Likes.....

On 8/16/2023 at 4:21 AM, Xoo said:

You do know that's not a pony?

Yeah I know  😜 that is why  I have decided to gift you with a  guitar tuner just like my very own Shiloh ! White was sold out so I got you one  in brown  .

I don't have a tracking # for you yet , but you can expect it to arrive soon because it is in the processes of being delivered  .

Kenny

Hennessy!

14 hours ago, Bapu said:

@kennywtelejazz  has not bought one in over 40 years!

 

Does that make him a bad person?

Him not drinking is a good thing  . What makes him a bad person is he hasn't bought a round of drinks for the whole bar in over 40 years.

13 hours ago, InstrEd said:

 is good at mooching off  others

Does that make him bad

😅 While other people hid a poster of Farrah Fawcett  in their bed room ,  Not our boy Kennessy ! his room had  a Wimmpy Wellington poster .

10 hours ago, craigb said:

Bad as s? 🤔

He didn't start out life to be a bad  azz. This happened quite by accident on the day he decided to add the missing  chip to his other shoulder , The shoulder that didn't have one .

10 hours ago, InstrEd said:

I didn't know he had an Equus asinus and that it was bad 😆

Well you can't blame a fella for loving his animals . Can you  ?  The truth is he thought he had a dog the whole time but when he had his eyes checked out and got himself a set of prescription glasses , he soon realized he had been walking this fella every day at the local dog park .

all the best 

Kennessy 

1 hour ago, Xoo said:

You do know that's not a pony?

What's next ? You gonna try and tell me this handsome fella named Shiloh is not  guitar tuner ? 

Kenny

After dispensing with all the traditional bathroom comfort items such as magazines , toilet paper , washcloths  and bath  towels , The owner of this bathroom decided after each use to treat his butt and his balls to a NASCAR inspired pit stop cleaning experience .

Kenny

                                  Resistance is Futile !

Whatever Boom Boom want's . Boom Boom gets ! 

Kenny

I like the looks of that girl. If she wants to tell me jokes I will listen and fake a few laughs ....

OK Kenny!  thanks for sharing .How does that make you feel ? 

gulp ,😍

Kenny

 My bed sucks  so I threw it out ... 

Ever since  that day I haven't had a female sleep over . Now I toss and turn every night by myself on a Lazy Boy  ...

Kenny

2 hours ago, Pragi said:

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

                                                                        Thank you for sharing !  How does that make you feel ? 

Kenny

Wow your gig sounds like a cross between a music filled sauna and people packed in there like sardines having fun .

I remember playing clubs like that .  I wish I had a time machine because every so often I honestly miss playing those type of places .

8 hours ago, bitflipper said:

 

Now I'm off to a 3-hour whale-watching tour. Yes, a 3-hour tour. If you never hear from me again it's because I'm trying to make a radio out of a coconut.

🤣

Wow I can't believe you are finally coming down from The North to visit me and Craig ! It takes more that 3 hours to to take in the sights of our local females .  If you ever want The Coffee House to hear from you again don't forget to bring along a hat and a wig for the coconut . This way if you want to make a quick escape out of here , you can always tell the Whales you brought along a cute friend for them to meet as you slip out the back door in plain sight .  There are times when having a shaved  head has it advantages .

Kenny

21 hours ago, Sheens said:

Happy Birthday Kenny !  Welcome to the ex-spring chicken club

Thank you Sheens !

17 hours ago, pwalpwal said:

good job! 💪

Thank you pwalpwal ! 

17 hours ago, Bapu said:

Congrats Kenny!

Keep coming back, it works if you work it!

Hi Bapu !Thank you Sir ...my absolute surprise is I made it this far .

16 hours ago, Sheens said:

Live stream unboxing or any info on presents ?
(oh, and I'm with ye on the no booze/dope thing...just 14 years here).

Enjoy your birthday weekend 

Hi Sheens ! Congrats on your 14 years ....After dropping serious coin on a Gibson ES 17 CC  last year , I'm in the process of trying to raise funds .

If I do any shopping  for this milestone , I may get a few items I need ...Gtr stand , picks , strings and cables ....

One never knows ,I have been known to walk into a music store to buy strings and walk out with another guitar🤣

13 hours ago, Sheens said:

quick update: GPS tracking Kenny, currently at Hooters

 

Dang you have busted me ...I had to find out for myself how big women's racks have grown in the past 40 years  ....

thanks all ,

Kenny

The hat is sure nice ...the foxy dude ....I don't know about him ....

I'm not sure if he is modern day pretty boy or if he is just trying to steal a hippo with benefits away from me by making eyes at her .

Kenny

I had my first day of sobriety ...O.D.A.T,,,,.No alcohol , no illegal drugs ! and about 10 years ago  I added no puddy  (not by choice )🤣 

YYyaaaayyyy......Happy Birthday to me.....

Kenny

PS this does have a lot to do with music maybe I will talk about that topic someday .

On 8/11/2023 at 10:49 AM, Bapu said:

I was about to buy a VST and then decided to double check if I already owned it.

I did, so I emptied the cart and closed the browser.

 

              How does that make you feel ? 

Kenny

14 hours ago, bitflipper said:

Possible solution

If you want to look cool , stay warm in the winter and have a ponytail again . Get your self one of these .

Kenny