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The Spider And The Fly — Rolling Stones

My father used to raise tropical fish as a hobby. He'd then sell them to a pet store. When there are too many fish in any tank, no matter how docile the breed is, they start fighting each other and biting off chunks of their fins. Fish tank, Earth, simply has too many human-fish in it.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Alright OK You Win — Count Basie & Joe Williams

I'm glad I know sign language - it's pretty handy.

Monkey See Monkey Do — Michael Franks (We used to do this song when we were trying to be a working pop/jazz band. But people kept requesting pop, not jazz, and we decided we'd rather pay the mortgage than do art music)

Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy — Andrews Sisters

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

Well, I'll go with Doctor, and Long John is a Dentist wanting to fill her cavity Long John Blues — Dinah Washington I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall Yes, I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall Long John they call him, and he answers every call Well, I went to Long John's office and told him the pain was killin' Yes, I went to Long John's office and told him the pain was killin' He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin' He said "When I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine" "Yes, when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine 'Cause every woman just can't stand the pain" He took out his trusty drill And he told me to open wide He said he wouldn't hurt me But he'd fill my hole inside Long John, Long John, you've got that golden touch You thrill me when you drill me, and I need you very much When he got through, he said, "Baby, that will cost you ten" Yes, when he got through, he said, "That will cost you ten Six months from now, come back and see me again" Say you're supposed to see your dentist 'Bout twice a year, that's right But I think I feel it throbbin' Yes, I'll go back there tonight Long John, Long John, don't ever move away Say I hope I keep on achin' so I can see you every day

Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) — C+C Music Factory

I seize leisure time with beige caffeine at the height of my day.

Waitress: How did you find your steak Sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.

Sweets For My Sweet — The Drifters

Just another face in the crowd...

How much room does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as it takes.

Are You Serious — Tyrone Davis