paulo

Picture the scene.... First gig ever. It seems to be going well. Between songs the handsome young synth player is twiddling his various knobs in preparation for the next song whilst looking, even if he thinks so himself, really quite cool with his new hairstyle and pvc trousers. In her excitement, a teenage girl takes the opportunity to approach the stage and talk to him. He can't quite hear what she is saying, so he leans over to be able to hear her better....... " Do you know any Wham songs ?"

" The music is ok, but you need singing lessons." - my late father in law's one and only reaction to the CD I spent ages putting together for him as a gift. Not saying that he was wrong, but given the circumstances at least pour a little sugar on it man! On a related note, a friend who worked in a nursing home during 2020 was told by a resident....."you have a lovely face for a mask." 😂

Your problem there is that they will still look like they did then, but you will still look like you do now. At best they might help you cross the road. 😀

Meanwhile, it seems that word has already leaked out on a mac user forum that a rather special new type of fruit is about to be released..... it may only have a single core but is still a bargain at only £1000....

Over a year since they launched the first MK3 controller and even now they're still only halfway through releasing the full range. They really are a bizarre company at times.

This is 2024. If it identifies as a restaurant, then it is a restaurant,

If you already have it, then do you not already have it ?

If it was totally efficient, wouldn't the toilet be in the kitchen?

Probably assault & battery. He's a bad dude......just like Cornpop.

Opened my existing CPC installation (1.0.0.28) got a message saying that this version has "expired" and needed updating. It has been "getting updates" now for over 30 minutes. Seems a bit excessive !! EDIT: Over an hour now.....binned it. EDIT 2: Downloaded CPC again and installed it. Now showing as v1.0.0.051 and seems to be functioning.

I can not put microfone wire in the computer. How else I can record the voice with sonah? Good boy!

My password for this site was stolen once.... A few days later they sent it back to me with a note saying that as they had since wasted several hours of their lives sifting through endless amounts of bollocks they were giving it back to me as a punishment.

Yeah, sorry, I realise that. I meant the updates to 8.0. They do not show up for me. As I said, it doesn't really matter to me personally, just thought it worth mentioning in case it's ever a problem for someone else. While I was there I was just going to grab the 8.3.1 update file that I couldn't find when I was looking at my old files for you in case anyone else ever needed it.

Thanks for the info. I didn't know that this page still existed. FWIW, in my case under 8.0 Pro it says there are no download links available. I'm not bothered about this personally as I have 8.5 Pro and all the update patches for that, which I guess contains everything that was ever in 8.0 Pro anyway, but I'm just mentioning it in case it might be a problem for anyone else.

I only had 8.0 Producer version so I can't help you with Studio version.

I can't find an 8.3.1. Is that definitely the correct version number ?

It's ok to sit down. We're not formal here.

That's like so 2023. You need to move with the times..... 2024 is all about day-glo workwear and the faint whiff of bin juice only partially masked by Lynx Africa.

Come on man, it's obviously the juxtaposition between the braying mob's ironic intent and the fact that the apparent subject of their collective rage lives in house number 12 rather than the far more pressing issue that the local council have announced their intent to only empty the bins bi-weekly from next month in order to facilitate then new fortnightly bin-men's story hour at local libraries.

Just in case, if you see someone carrying a violin case with a bandlab logo on it, get out of there asap.

Unless you are one of those who paid for them and must also now accept that your lifetime is over. 😈

Because they won't be able to install the new version on their pc even if they wanted to ? Also, until fairly recently I think it's fair to say that the impression was very much given that users would never be locked out of their older projects- that even if the program/company ceased to exist - something would be done to ensure that scenario wouldn't happen. That doesn't seem to be the case any more so if some people are now feeling a bit nervous about being a Cakewalk user all over again then I can understand that.

I'd go as far to say that anyone who does have one needs to have a nice sit down and spend some time trying to pinpoint exactly when it was that they became so stupid and then set about reversing as many decisions they have made since then as possible.

When I picked up my car the dealership wanted to put a free app on my phone that would apparently tell me how much fuel was in the car at any given time. I asked the guy is that not what the fuel gauge is for and he replied...yes, but the app can tell you when you're not in the car or not using it. I asked why I would need to know how much fuel I had if I wasn't in the car and not using it and then he looked at me like I was the stupid one. 😀