paulo

I've decided that I need to stop procrastinating. Tomorrow seems like a good time to start that.

Which was lifted from the 1951 recording "Run, don't walk" by the almost very appropriately named S(tephane) Cooque. Not really. I just wanted to see how long it took for scook's google dirty fingers to stop twitching......😀

Only got round to installing this today, so I'm somewhere beyond fashionably late to the party, but this really is quite something for a freebie. Anyone who has seen the offer and thought.....meh, I can't be bothered with any more freebies should think again. The "Put this after your reverbs" preset I just tried on a track certainly brought something new and pleasing to it.

😀 Steven Wright is the master.... I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. In Las Vegas I had a furious argument about what I considered to be an odd number. I went into a place to eat and it said breakfast any time....so I ordered french toast during the renaissance.

Dateline: 27th December 2022 Venue: Toontrack HQ Mattias: "Well team, I'm bored of my presents already. Why would anyone think I would want BFD3 and Addictive drums anyway? Let's do something fun....any ideas...? Minion 1: "Well, we haven't annoyed any customers for a while, so we could do that..." Mattias: "Yeah, that was actually pretty funny how upset they all got when we basically wrote off their existing customer status, but they failed to see the funny side and didn't buy anything else from us again and bought others things instead, so we can't annoy then any more..." Minion 2: "But..........there#s bound to be a few that still lurk......let's annoy them some more" Mattias: "How?" Minion 1: " I've got it.........let's give them a discount voucher that's even worse than a NI one." Mattias: "Is that even possible...?" Minion 2: "How about we give them 20% off anything they buy except everything they might actually buy?" Mattias: " I like it. Send out emails immediately. IKEA is open again, let's go there and celebrate with meatballs !"

It's important to remember though that Dec 25th is not really about presents......I heard that it's really a celebration of ..... I don't know what's so special about them that we have to make all this fuss about it every year.

" Lifetime updates...... you mean I have to keep it forever ? Waaahhhhhhh!"

No. CW isn't on their list of supported DAW's (or at least wasn't last time I looked) so I guess there's a reason for that. In my experience PIB support is somewhat less than great so I can't be bothered. I just like to moan about it when people on a CW forum say that there's no reason not to like it. 😀

The way the UI habitually crashes when using it in Cakewalk.

KFC. I went there once many moons ago because it was late, I was very hungry and nothing else was open. I've never felt the urge to return. Surely everyone who is ever likely to go there has already been there once by now ?

That minor detail didn't seem to worry the people who chose a midget to play Jack Reacher.

Hmmm, let me think about that........... busy time of year.........so.......not much chance that the boss will let them have very much time off............ what to do, what to do....?

Please stop talking sense. I'm trying to get a buzz going here.

FINALLY !!! A deal that makes using your free NI voucher to upgrade to K14 seem almost appealing. What a day to be alive.

Wrong thread.... D'oh !

If I'm not mistaken about where people put them, it seems like a strange place to keep a torch, but what do I know ?

Yup. Otherwise all those people who have guaranteed salaries and employment wouldn't have anywhere to go while they're skiving striking.

Yep, this month alone they've given us no nurses, no ambulances, no trains, no buses, no postal service, no immigration staff, no luggage handlers, no driving tests........ Who couldn't love the unions ?

"Take your head out of your *****, spend some time with the looking glass and I'll stand corrected if it shows I'm wrong" - Paulo.

Because wearing pants stops your farts from getting out, right ?

Yup. I went there once because it was actually far cheaper to go there for three days and then go home than it was to just go directly home (from LA) when my business there was concluded.

In my head Reid was singing his OP, so it probably should have been in the song forum. FWIW, I liked the tune and the drums were great, but the lyric needs some work as it doesn't really flow that well.

Based on personal experience* and OTOH..... being more friendly/helpful towards other people, a better general attitude/outlook - y'know.. easy stuff that anyone could do if they wanted to (police officers and customs officials being very notable exceptions to this - must be part of their training). The concept of customer service, hospitality, entertainment, convenience, choice, traffic lights, the lack of VAT...... * Disclaimer : I haven't been there for many years, so it may be different now.