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12 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

Well, we've certainly had quite a few members who are tools.

I could name names. 

Now, now....don't be getting yourself all worked up again. Just relax and help me with today's crossword from the Cakewalk Crossword Compendium...

4 across: Is the tool hidden inside the fruitcake, Alexa ? (8)

11 down: Sounds like weapon was placed next to the fertiliser. (10)

2 hours ago, GoncaloL said:

Is anyone finding them useful?

I only have strings. Don't use it much but that's mostly due it having the same attitude towards the available resources as an angry ex. I think I would probably use the voices one more if I had that.

How can you tell if someone that you only just met is a studio one user ?

They've already told you three times.

1 hour ago, craigb said:

No, I'd rather just have a nice, long nap. 😴

Here ya go then.....😀

47 minutes ago, craigb said:

A kiss may being with "k" but ugly begins with "u?" 🤔

Would you like to have another go at that ?

57 minutes ago, Bapu said:

Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.

Yup, that sounds like the kind of thing that a defender of ugly would say.

On 12/14/2023 at 10:27 PM, Bapu said:

That's great but it's not how you spell Studio One Pro 🤣

Also he'd need to ugly it up some to get the full S1 experience.

4 hours ago, craigb said:

Sorry, YouBoob being stupid and won't embed the video.  Here's the stink, er, I mean the link!  😁

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gf3CaOblmI

TBH I'd rather just listen to the fart.

36 minutes ago, jesse g said:

Paulo,

Where did you see this?

Email from bandlab, but that just links to my own account page and then I have to sign in to that and click on the banner ad there and then it opens a pop up window that asks you to sign up for a free bandlab "membership" that will give you 3 days "free" of them supposedly pushing your content to the world before you have to give them $15 a month to continue it.

3 whole days !!  LMAO. 😀

What exactly do they expect an unknown nobody to achieve in three days of their exposure that will convince them to pay them $15 a month ?

No link because it seems you have to be logged in to your bandlab account to see it, but really what's the point ?  

13 hours ago, craigb said:

 Reminds me of the firm a company I used to work for put on retainer:  Turner Brown, Ben Dover! 😁 

My personal lawyer is Justin Case. 😉

I heard that the asian lady has left that firm now to become a partner in a new start-up - Sue, Grabbit & Run.

On 12/13/2023 at 11:07 AM, craigb said:

I'm looking for a nice Asian lady.  Is that So Wong?

On 12/13/2023 at 1:59 AM, Shane_B. said:

I said what's wrong and he replied that someone just flushed. We both got someone's dump splattered all over us.

A couple of years ago a friend's neighbour called on him and asked for the name of his plumber because there was " a slight funny smell" coming from the downstairs toilet/shower room that they'd had built on to the house a few years earlier and he couldn't get hold of the guy who installed it. He is quite handy himself and offered to have a neighbourly look first to see if he could help at all. Having had his eyeballs almost melted by the smell he rapidly decided that he didn't fancy spending any more time in that room and gave him the plumber's number. He soon discovered that all the plumbing was under the tiled floor and impossible to see or get at without destroying the tiles, but there was really no choice....... what he found was that below floor level the toilet had never been connected to anything at all and just emptied onto the ground below, so there was several years worth down there.

Some days they earn every single penny of their bill.

On 12/13/2023 at 4:54 AM, Sheens said:

brutal critic very welcome

Your attempt in sharing this video is as useless as the ueue in "queue".

HTH.

1 hour ago, Carl Ewing said:

over 15GB of the total 23GB are instruments  - which includes Felt Piano, basses, pads, guitars, textures, percussion, drums, drum loops, sfx, etc. Some of it is quite good imo, although there's A LOT of filler.

Over 15GB worth by the sound of it...😁

10 hours ago, Fleer said:

Welcome to my life

* Your life is what you make it. *

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I guess I must be missing something as to me they seem like an awful lot of HD space taken up just to be able to add some random wailing here and there.

1 hour ago, jngnz said:

He changed it. This is the original account name:

Well that explains why it said there was already an account with that name when I tried to change mine to that recently! 😀

5 hours ago, satya said:

here i got it friends thank u @jngnz

 

Such a modestly titled account too! 😀

15 hours ago, Magic Pill Music said:

This morning I received a marketing email from Warren Huart (Produce Like A Pro) asking me to RSVP for this course.

Just the one ? Lucky you.... WH, or at least whoever handles his email for him, is a PITA for me of late - 2/3 per day is not uncommon at all. I don't know if it's a case of increasingly greedy or increasingly desperate, but I feel an unsubscription coming on.

"I can't believe that the OP was so insensitive as to come on this forum and flaunt his obvious wealth. Does he really have such inability to read the room? Sadly, I think he actually does have the ability which makes this ostentatious display of his riches all the more galling. He takes great pleasure in letting the world know that not only does he have some kind of shelter with access to water, but also a fancy means to control said water flow.  With a spray attachment no less. And a cupboard to keep the plumbing in. Ugh.... a real first world problem right there. Then he not so subtly lets everyone know that the water is also heated in some way. Disgusting display of privilege right there in a "room" full of people who have spent literally years of their lives working away at something for which they have received no financial gain whatsoever. A room full of the kind of people who are known for having to occasionally flaunt themselves on street corners for mere coins thrown by such an overtly privileged society into their badly worn hat that lays on the cold, hard ground at their feet.

Then he adds insult to injury by boasting about how much he overpaid to have his fancy gadget repaired. It's really beyond belief that he could do this to people whose only running water is that which is running through the sodden cardboard box that they share with a family of an uncertain species of animal that would appear to be related to racoons in some way. Absolutely disgraceful behaviour and from a so called moderator  as well."

Don't shoot the messenger folks, I'm just delivering this message on behalf of some woman called Karen who was hanging around outside and has no affiliation with this community whatsoever. Apparently its her civic duty to be offended on behalf of people who are not offended. I didn't really want to post it, but experience has taught me that it's best not to argue with stupid people.

1 hour ago, Starship Krupa said:

Perhaps so, but it may have exacerbated it.😣

I don't really see how encouraging people to pay for a different daw instead of paying for the one that he's always told people is great (and will probably still be cheaper than s1) is going to help him maintain credibility.

The questions are easy if you know the answers and difficult if you don't.😀

2 hours ago, Starship Krupa said:

I think that the Sonar announcement maybe hit Mike kinda hard.

I'd say he lost the plot quite some time before that.